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Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

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To: DJ MacWoW

I feel like a caboose...
I have a life-long friend, two months younger than I, who has six great-grandchildren!!


2,561 posted on 04/29/2009 3:59:54 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Gravity always gets me down.)
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To: Monkey Face

I have grandkids from age 18 months to 18 years. I’m in no hurry for g-grandkids. :-)


2,562 posted on 04/29/2009 4:10:33 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you. Ben Franklin)
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To: Darksheare
Thought you were talking about this for a minute there.

"I have killed thousands. I have killed proud young warriors and wise old rulers. I have killed mothers with babes in their arms. I have killed the just, the wicked, and the beautiful. I have done this for two thousand years in the service of His Divine Shadow and apparently the fun never stops!" - Kai. Lexx.

2,563 posted on 04/29/2009 4:17:08 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (III)
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To: Darksheare

WHOA! Looked like Germany, to me. Awesome stuff, though!


2,564 posted on 04/29/2009 4:17:53 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Gravity always gets me down.)
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To: Monkey Face
(Meaning: You’re the Great Aunt, so step up, here!)

Only if they name it after me. ;-)

2,565 posted on 04/29/2009 4:19:57 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan

That would be “Connor Fan Dibble?”


2,566 posted on 04/29/2009 4:22:12 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Gravity always gets me down.)
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To: Dead Corpse

LOL!
I forgot about that one!


2,567 posted on 04/29/2009 4:30:36 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Monkey Face

Yes!

It’s perfect!


2,568 posted on 04/29/2009 4:34:16 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan

I’ll tell the mother-to-be!
She’ll be pleased! *snork*


2,569 posted on 04/29/2009 4:36:18 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Gravity always gets me down.)
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To: Monkey Face

That was, and it was a Blohm and Voss helicopter.
Which reminded me of being buzzed by lots of dragonflies.


2,570 posted on 04/29/2009 4:37:49 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare; Monkey Face

I’d join the conversation if I could figure out what you are talking about.


2,571 posted on 04/29/2009 4:40:52 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan; Darksheare

I have no clue...I’m still trying to figure out what’s up with my daughter...


2,572 posted on 04/29/2009 4:41:55 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Gravity always gets me down.)
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To: Darksheare
Excellent one liners...

"Mind Squish until we return. And if we do not... kill it, before it gets big enough to eat you." - Kai.

2,573 posted on 04/29/2009 4:52:56 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (III)
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To: fanfan; Monkey Face

Oh, the acrobatic recon helicopter.
Reminded me of dragonflies.


2,574 posted on 04/29/2009 4:56:00 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Dead Corpse

That works!!


2,575 posted on 04/29/2009 4:59:11 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Gravity always gets me down.)
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To: Darksheare; Monkey Face; Dead Corpse

Oh, ok. Thanks.

Dragonflies eat mosquitoes, and don’t bite people.
Those two things alone make me like them.

(I wonder if they taste like shrimp?)


2,576 posted on 04/29/2009 5:09:58 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan

*ugh*

*gak*


2,577 posted on 04/29/2009 5:12:30 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Gravity always gets me down.)
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To: Monkey Face
I have no clue...I’m still trying to figure out what’s up with my daughter...

Did you suggest Connor Fan Dibble?

LOL.

2,578 posted on 04/29/2009 5:14:06 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan

I will....


2,579 posted on 04/29/2009 5:16:18 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Gravity always gets me down.)
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To: fanfan; Monkey Face; Dead Corpse

Crickets taste like peas.
*Useless info for the night*

Heading off to bed, I work tonight.
*sigh*


2,580 posted on 04/29/2009 5:19:00 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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