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CONFLICKER IS A ZOTSCREEN!!!!
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Posted on 04/01/2009 10:00:55 AM PDT by SPACEMAN DERR

LISTEN!! THE CONFICKER WORM IS A DISTRACTION! ITS JUST A HARMLESS WORM! THE REAL VIRUS HAS ALREADY BEEN PUT INTO THE MATRIX LAST WEEK!! YES!!! ITS A VIRUS CALLED MESSIAH!! ITS SET UP BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SO THAT BARACK OBAMA CAN TAKE OVER ALL OF OUR COMPUTERS AND READ OUR MINDS!!!! YES!!! IT CANT BE DETECTED! ITS TOO LATE TO REMOVE IT NOW!!! BARACK OBAMA IS GOING TO CONTROL ALL OF THE INTERNET AT 9:45 PST!! HES GOING TO BE WATCHING US ALL AND.....

Hello! Im Barack Obama! I am Jesus Christ! Don't pay any attention what was said. You freepers go about your business and remember, THE EYES OF TRUTH ARE ALWAYS WATCHING... So don't type anything subversive or Im going to have to call the Department of Homeland security and have you sent to a rehabilitation center. Don't worry! It wont hurt! Then you'll be all better :)



TOPICS: Conspiracy; Military/Veterans; Religion
KEYWORDS: clownshoes; conficker; derr; dhs; dokupest; du; liberal; matrix; nancyboy; pinapapetapoch; retreadtroll; satanic; screwpa; sionnsar; smokescreen; squareboggling; troll; virus; zot; zotscreen; zotworthy
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1 posted on 04/01/2009 10:00:55 AM PDT by SPACEMAN DERR
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

IBTZ!!!!


2 posted on 04/01/2009 10:01:34 AM PDT by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.)
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

thats real subtle


3 posted on 04/01/2009 10:01:48 AM PDT by GeronL (http://tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

Ha ha, I hear flight of the Valkyries...


4 posted on 04/01/2009 10:02:06 AM PDT by To Hell With Poverty (The War on Poverty is over. Poverty won. - Howie Carr)
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

April Fool’s Zot!


5 posted on 04/01/2009 10:02:26 AM PDT by Ol' Sox
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To: SPACEMAN DERR
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6 posted on 04/01/2009 10:02:27 AM PDT by Sax
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

If barrack Obama can read my mind, he aint going to be happy.


7 posted on 04/01/2009 10:02:30 AM PDT by Venturer
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

Bye...


8 posted on 04/01/2009 10:02:32 AM PDT by e_castillo
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

That’s the lamest zot I’ve seen so far today.


9 posted on 04/01/2009 10:02:41 AM PDT by grellis (I am Jill's overwhelming sense of disgust.)
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

IBTZ!


10 posted on 04/01/2009 10:03:01 AM PDT by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

IBTZ


11 posted on 04/01/2009 10:03:11 AM PDT by BuckeyeTexan
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To: All
Call in the kitties!
12 posted on 04/01/2009 10:03:21 AM PDT by pepperhead (Kennedys float, Mary Jos don't)
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

I try to stay off FR on April 1.


13 posted on 04/01/2009 10:03:41 AM PDT by P8riot (I carry a gun because I can't carry a cop.)
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

Whaddayaknow-signed up just to warn us all.


14 posted on 04/01/2009 10:04:01 AM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

IBTZ!

VirginiaMom


15 posted on 04/01/2009 10:04:05 AM PDT by VirginiaMom
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

Not even remotely amusing.


16 posted on 04/01/2009 10:04:26 AM PDT by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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To: P8riot

There is no try.


17 posted on 04/01/2009 10:04:36 AM PDT by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

18 posted on 04/01/2009 10:04:51 AM PDT by evets (beer)
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To: SPACEMAN DERR
FAIL.
19 posted on 04/01/2009 10:05:21 AM PDT by SIDENET ("It was a different time, you understand." - Wallace "Suitcase" Jefferson)
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To: King Moonracer

Dang, I should have taken the red pill ....


20 posted on 04/01/2009 10:05:26 AM PDT by Scythian
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

ZOT!

21 posted on 04/01/2009 10:05:46 AM PDT by Manic_Episode (Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps...)
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To: SPACEMAN DERR
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22 posted on 04/01/2009 10:05:55 AM PDT by Sax
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

23 posted on 04/01/2009 10:06:14 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life)
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To: SPACEMAN DERR
IM IN AFTER THE ZOTSCREEN!!!!

Hey Barack! You read my mind!! You zotted Spacey to a crisp!

24 posted on 04/01/2009 10:07:18 AM PDT by mainestategop (MAINE: The way communism should be)
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To: SPACEMAN DERR
I knew it!

Hey, is there lasagna at the rehabilitation centers?

And beer?

25 posted on 04/01/2009 10:07:44 AM PDT by humblegunner (Where my PIE at, fool?)
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26 posted on 04/01/2009 10:08:20 AM PDT by evets (beer)
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To: SPACEMAN DERR
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You unfortunately, were not.

27 posted on 04/01/2009 10:08:51 AM PDT by Sax
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To: SPACEMAN DERR
I have no idea what you're talking about so, here is Obama looking for ceiling cat...


28 posted on 04/01/2009 10:09:26 AM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

Welcome to FR. Enjoy your stay...


29 posted on 04/01/2009 10:10:14 AM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 72 of our national holiday from reality.)
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To: humblegunner

No, Liberals aren’t as merciful to prisoners as we are to terrorists. No Lasanga, No orange glazed chicken and rice pilaf, you’ll probably eat watery soup with rice and fish like what John McCain and principal Skinner ate when they stayed at the Hilton Resort in Nam.


30 posted on 04/01/2009 10:10:30 AM PDT by mainestategop (MAINE: The way communism should be)
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

I BOUGHT MY KEYBOARD USED FROM A SALE AT THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE.

.SPOTTER INFORMATION STATEMENT...

SPOTTER ACTIVATION IS NOT REQUIRED TODAY OR TONIGHT.
HOWEVER...ACTIVATION MAY BE REQUIRED ON THURSDAY AND THURSDAY
EVENING.

$$


31 posted on 04/01/2009 10:10:33 AM PDT by Walmartian
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To: P8riot
I try to stay off FR on April 1.

I am about ready to log off for the day.

32 posted on 04/01/2009 10:11:27 AM PDT by pepperhead (Kennedys float, Mary Jos don't)
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

33 posted on 04/01/2009 10:11:34 AM PDT by humblegunner (Where my PIE at, fool?)
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

The song maker says, “It ain’t so bad”
The dream maker’s going make you mad
The spaceman says, “Everybody look down!
It’s all in your...

Hey, where’d you go?!

Spaceman Derr
4-1-2009
RIP


34 posted on 04/01/2009 10:12:01 AM PDT by tumblindice (I ventilate my backside in your general direction--at you, your barking dog and your radio)
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

35 posted on 04/01/2009 10:12:59 AM PDT by SIDENET ("It was a different time, you understand." - Wallace "Suitcase" Jefferson)
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To: tumblindice

Zotted? Imagine that...


36 posted on 04/01/2009 10:13:40 AM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 72 of our national holiday from reality.)
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

It helps to take your meds AS DIRECTED ON THE BOTTLE, Dude.


37 posted on 04/01/2009 10:14:07 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: null and void; SPACEMAN DERR
Welcome to FR. Enjoy your stay...
and don't forget your lovely parting gifts!

38 posted on 04/01/2009 10:15:00 AM PDT by SmithL (The Golden State demands all of your gold)
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To: P8riot
I try to stay off FR on April 1.

Without success, it appears.

39 posted on 04/01/2009 10:15:24 AM PDT by Constitutionalist Conservative (Two blogs for the price of none!)
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

Happy ZOT!

I like it.


40 posted on 04/01/2009 10:15:29 AM PDT by mommya
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SPACEMAN DERR

This account has been banned or suspended.
Okay


41 posted on 04/01/2009 10:15:45 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: anniegetyourgun

42 posted on 04/01/2009 10:17:44 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: SmithL
and don't forget your lovely parting gifts!


43 posted on 04/01/2009 10:18:56 AM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 72 of our national holiday from reality.)
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

Bush’s fault.

(Happy AFD!)


44 posted on 04/01/2009 10:21:28 AM PDT by XenaLee
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To: null and void

Looks like Vlad (if that’s him) read my tagline! Must have been a mighty wind ...


45 posted on 04/01/2009 10:22:19 AM PDT by tumblindice (I ventilate my backside in your general direction--at you, your barking dog and your radio)
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

IBTZ


46 posted on 04/01/2009 10:26:23 AM PDT by clamper1797 (Zero parcus dies Nero Totus hail FUBO)
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To: null and void

WHOA! Breaking wind! must be the food at the kremlin!


47 posted on 04/01/2009 10:28:26 AM PDT by mainestategop (MAINE: The way communism should be)
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Borscht Bomb...


48 posted on 04/01/2009 10:30:50 AM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 72 of our national holiday from reality.)
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To: SPACEMAN DERR; Old Sarge; darkwing104

spaceman dumb-arse, more like.


49 posted on 04/01/2009 10:36:46 AM PDT by dynachrome (Barack Hussein Obama yunikku khinaaziir)
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To: null and void

I really, really wish that I hadn’t had a mouthful of coffee when I clicked my Ping link.


50 posted on 04/01/2009 10:36:54 AM PDT by SmithL (The Golden State demands all of your gold)
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