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CONFLICKER IS A ZOTSCREEN!!!!
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Posted on 04/01/2009 10:00:55 AM PDT by SPACEMAN DERR

LISTEN!! THE CONFICKER WORM IS A DISTRACTION! ITS JUST A HARMLESS WORM! THE REAL VIRUS HAS ALREADY BEEN PUT INTO THE MATRIX LAST WEEK!! YES!!! ITS A VIRUS CALLED MESSIAH!! ITS SET UP BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SO THAT BARACK OBAMA CAN TAKE OVER ALL OF OUR COMPUTERS AND READ OUR MINDS!!!! YES!!! IT CANT BE DETECTED! ITS TOO LATE TO REMOVE IT NOW!!! BARACK OBAMA IS GOING TO CONTROL ALL OF THE INTERNET AT 9:45 PST!! HES GOING TO BE WATCHING US ALL AND.....

Hello! Im Barack Obama! I am Jesus Christ! Don't pay any attention what was said. You freepers go about your business and remember, THE EYES OF TRUTH ARE ALWAYS WATCHING... So don't type anything subversive or Im going to have to call the Department of Homeland security and have you sent to a rehabilitation center. Don't worry! It wont hurt! Then you'll be all better :)



TOPICS: Conspiracy; Military/Veterans; Religion
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1 posted on 04/01/2009 10:00:55 AM PDT by SPACEMAN DERR
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

IBTZ!!!!


2 posted on 04/01/2009 10:01:34 AM PDT by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.)
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

thats real subtle


3 posted on 04/01/2009 10:01:48 AM PDT by GeronL (http://tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

Ha ha, I hear flight of the Valkyries...


4 posted on 04/01/2009 10:02:06 AM PDT by To Hell With Poverty (The War on Poverty is over. Poverty won. - Howie Carr)
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

April Fool’s Zot!


5 posted on 04/01/2009 10:02:26 AM PDT by Ol' Sox
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To: SPACEMAN DERR
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6 posted on 04/01/2009 10:02:27 AM PDT by Sax
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

If barrack Obama can read my mind, he aint going to be happy.


7 posted on 04/01/2009 10:02:30 AM PDT by Venturer
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

Bye...


8 posted on 04/01/2009 10:02:32 AM PDT by e_castillo
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

That’s the lamest zot I’ve seen so far today.


9 posted on 04/01/2009 10:02:41 AM PDT by grellis (I am Jill's overwhelming sense of disgust.)
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

IBTZ!


10 posted on 04/01/2009 10:03:01 AM PDT by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

IBTZ


11 posted on 04/01/2009 10:03:11 AM PDT by BuckeyeTexan
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To: All
Call in the kitties!
12 posted on 04/01/2009 10:03:21 AM PDT by pepperhead (Kennedys float, Mary Jos don't)
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

I try to stay off FR on April 1.


13 posted on 04/01/2009 10:03:41 AM PDT by P8riot (I carry a gun because I can't carry a cop.)
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

Whaddayaknow-signed up just to warn us all.


14 posted on 04/01/2009 10:04:01 AM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

IBTZ!

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15 posted on 04/01/2009 10:04:05 AM PDT by VirginiaMom
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To: SPACEMAN DERR

Not even remotely amusing.


16 posted on 04/01/2009 10:04:26 AM PDT by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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To: P8riot

There is no try.


17 posted on 04/01/2009 10:04:36 AM PDT by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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18 posted on 04/01/2009 10:04:51 AM PDT by evets (beer)
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To: SPACEMAN DERR
FAIL.
19 posted on 04/01/2009 10:05:21 AM PDT by SIDENET ("It was a different time, you understand." - Wallace "Suitcase" Jefferson)
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To: King Moonracer

Dang, I should have taken the red pill ....


20 posted on 04/01/2009 10:05:26 AM PDT by Scythian
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