Man's farting prompts knife-throwing attack

metro.co.uk ^ | April 9, 2009

[Free ThinkerNY]

A man's flatulence problem in a Texas motel room annoyed his room-mate so much that he ended up stabbing him.

Two friends were sharing a meal in the motel room in Waco, Texas on Tuesday, according to local police, when one of them started passing wind. The other had something of a problem with this, it seems, as he threw a large knife at his companion, hitting him in the leg.

For good measure, he then stabbed him in the chest as well.

The farty victim was taken to a local hospital, where his injuries are not believed to be life-threatening.

His assailant, 33-year-old Jose Braule Ramirez, has been charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, and is being held in jail.

[skully]

That puts a new twist on “cutting the cheese”!!

[since1868]

Something about this story smells.

[retrokitten]

The other had something of a problem with this, it seems...

Those Brits, masters of the understatements.

[Vaquero]

John Wesley Hardin, once shot a man to death for snoring....

[Roscoe Karns]

IMO, both men should have been charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

[DManA]

The English don’t seem shy about using THAT “F” word.

[Rightly Biased]

Sling Ping

[a fool in paradise]

"Why did you have to name the ranch Passing Wind?"

Benny Hill: "I LIKE Passing Wind!"

[Vaquero]

Jose Braule Ramirez will receive a presidential citation for eco- consciousness and carbon conservation.

[jedi150]

33-year-old Jose Braule Ramirez

To many refried beans?

[LimaLimaMikeFoxtrot]

When farts are outlawed only outlaws will float air biscuits.

[GoDuke]

“Want some more beans, Mr. Taggert?”
“I’d say you’ve had enough!”

[applpie]

Since women dont f-rt, (cant even say it) I would have probably done the same thing if he did this in my presence. I used to work with a guy (in a high level military office) who would actually “lift up” before he f-rted IN FRONT OF ME.

[TigersEye]

ping

[pandoraou812]

I live with the fart king. I’ve had to put a dab of Vicks under my nose at times. EWWW!

[who knows what evil?]

I live with the fart king. I’ve had to put a dab of Vicks under my nose at times. EWWW!

I have a cat that sleeps on my pillow. Every now and then...

[pandoraou812]

My cat smells better then my husband.....I wish he would let the cat sleep in the bed. I could teach him to attack when he hears a fart!

[who knows what evil?]

I could teach him to attack when he hears a fart!

Now there's an interesting project...I'm seen cats do a lot of wild things, but that's not one of them. Good luck!

[TigersEye]

Vick’s under your nose? That’s better than a knife in his ribs I think. But I’m not there. lol