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Pray he's never cast as a serial killer, psycho, rapist, or pedophile.
1 posted on 04/11/2009 9:45:34 PM PDT by Ellendra
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I happened to catch this video on TMZ. Woodie clearly assaults this guy, and not just a little. Plus, he broke the photogs HiDef camera, probably a couple grand and tried to choke the guy.

If it was Woodie Smith instead of Woodie Harrelson (whose own father is in the big for murder, BTW), he would certainly be seeing some jail time. It will be interesting how this pans out.

2 posted on 04/11/2009 9:50:00 PM PDT by Big_Monkey
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> “With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie,” he said.

Sure. That makes perfect sense. Paparazzi= zombie. A zombie with a camera. Good one...


3 posted on 04/11/2009 9:53:59 PM PDT by max americana
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“Pray he’s never cast as a serial killer, psycho, rapist, or pedophile.”

He was a serial killer in Natrual Born Killers. Luckily he never had flashbacks as he obviously did here. /s


4 posted on 04/11/2009 9:58:08 PM PDT by squidward
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he says he mistook the cameraman for a zombie.

Well if he was looking to eat Woody's brains he was in for a disappointment.

5 posted on 04/11/2009 10:04:14 PM PDT by Poison Pill (Help, I've voted Republican and I can't get up!)
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Ya know, unforturnately for me I am now in between jobs, and idiots like this, who aren’t even that good at what they do, are still making millions pretending to be something they aren’t, except being idiots.


6 posted on 04/11/2009 10:07:21 PM PDT by CaptRon (Perdicaris alive or Raisuli dead)
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His dad was a famous murderer,,violent family background. Amazing how this nobody gets so much attention.


7 posted on 04/11/2009 10:34:53 PM PDT by DesertRhino (Dogs earn the title of "man's best friend", Muslims hate dogs,,add that up.)
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Ummm, Woody?
Zombies usually don’t take your picture.
They take your limbs and flesh.


8 posted on 04/11/2009 10:38:02 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Satisfaction was my sin)
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I take it you’ve never seen “Natural Born Killers”, have you?


9 posted on 04/11/2009 11:03:07 PM PDT by Salamander (Like acid and oil on a madman's face, reason tends to fly away.......)
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Well, I sure can’t tell the difference between the two.

Both lurch after humans with the intent of devouring brains...


11 posted on 04/11/2009 11:17:29 PM PDT by gogogodzilla (Live free or die!)
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If you listen to Bob Hope’s definition of a zombie then Woody is spot on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM


13 posted on 04/11/2009 11:18:25 PM PDT by NavyCanDo (Party like its 1773)
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who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie

Quite. It happens to me all the time so I understand.

14 posted on 04/11/2009 11:22:36 PM PDT by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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To: Ellendra

Natural Born Stripper: Woody Harrelson skinny dips with Hollywood pal Owen Wilson

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04_02/WoodyClimbsKADENA_761x652.jpg

Butt of the joke: Woody Harrelson shows off his tan lines
Harrelson is well-known for his wild antics and love of partying and has been a vocal campaigner for the legalisation of marijuana.

Admitting his wild behaviour, he said: “Whatever it is, I tend to get into things in an extreme fashion.

“I’m a sensitive soul. Now I feel pretty balanced. But it’s not like I don’t like to party. I will always like to party, and if that ever changes, slap me.

http://tinyurl.com/cmgads


15 posted on 04/11/2009 11:23:20 PM PDT by kcvl
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Hey dude...maybe you should switch to lower grade THC ganj homes.

* at least he’s not a judge murdering killer for hire like daddy


16 posted on 04/11/2009 11:25:31 PM PDT by wardaddy (America, Ship of Fools)
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Cheers! After 20 Years, Woody Harrelson Finally Marries Laura Louie

The newlyweds have three daughters together: Makani Ravello, 2, Zoe Giordano, 12 and Deni Montana, 14.

18 posted on 04/11/2009 11:27:48 PM PDT by kcvl
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To: Ellendra

Sounds like the fruit didn’t fall very far from the tree. He appears to be just like dear ole Dad.


21 posted on 04/12/2009 10:20:40 AM PDT by fella (.He that followeth after vain persons shall have poverty enough." Pv.28:19')
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Woody Harrelson claims he mistook photographer for zombie
CNN | Fri April 10, 2009 | Alan Duke
Posted on 04/11/2009 12:16:40 PM PDT by presidio9
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2227103/posts


23 posted on 04/12/2009 6:16:39 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/____________________ Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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