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Metairie man says stranger chewed, swallowed after taking bite out of his arm
Nola.com ^ | 04-07-2009 | Michelle Hunter

Posted on 04/14/2009 9:35:04 AM PDT by Ellendra

A Metairie resident is recovering after a stranger bit a chunk of flesh out of his arm and swallowed it Saturday afternoon.

Joseph Lancellotti, 67, told authorities he did not know the suspect, later identified as Mario Vargas, 48, or why he was attacked in his front yard.

Lancellotti was gardening at his home in the 4400 block of Kawanee Avenue about 2 p.m. when he noticed a man walking toward his house, shouting angrily, the report said. Lancellotti said he couldn't understand the man because he was yelling in Spanish. But when the man got within two feet, he slugged Lancellotti in the head, the report said.

Lancellotti said he tried to defend himself with a garden rake. As the men struggled over the rake, the stranger bent over and bit Lancellotti on his right forearm, the report said. Lancellotti's flesh ripped away as he fell to the ground. The man then got on top of Lancellotti and began choking him, the report said.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: buildtheborderfence; crime; illegalaliens; nola; vargas; zombie
Guy was treated for a finger injury, then a few hours later was wandering the streets, shouting and biting people. Does this not remind anyone of a movie plot?
1 posted on 04/14/2009 9:35:07 AM PDT by Ellendra
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To: Ellendra

Probably just some resident evil in the guy.


2 posted on 04/14/2009 9:37:02 AM PDT by Joiseydude (Kate Smith - God Bless America http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCavKL2zdjM GREAT visual interpretatio)
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To: Ellendra

3 posted on 04/14/2009 9:37:02 AM PDT by smith288 (Americans suffer from Stockholm Syndrome with the government)
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To: Ellendra

Doesn’t matter - if he belongs to the same raza as Cecilia Munoz (WH head of “immigration” policy), he’ll be put on a fast track to citizenship.


4 posted on 04/14/2009 9:38:49 AM PDT by indcons (Q: What's the best way to rob a bank? A: Own one)
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To: Ellendra

Only one way to kill a flesh eating zombie.


5 posted on 04/14/2009 9:40:35 AM PDT by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: smith288
Typical Class One Outbreak:

Class 1 This is a low level outbreak, usually in a third world country or first world rural area. The number of zombies in this class of outbreak ranges between one and twenty. Total human casualties (including those infected ) range from one to fifty. The total duration, from the first case to the last (known) will range between twenty four hours and fourteen days. The infested area will be small, no larger than a twenty mile radius. In many cases, natural boundaries will determine its limits. Response will be light, either civilian or with some additional help from local law enforcement. Media coverage will be light, if present at all. If the media is present, Look for common stories like "homocides" or "accidents". This is the most common type of outbreak and also the easiest to go unnoticed.

L

6 posted on 04/14/2009 9:40:53 AM PDT by Lurker (The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
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To: Ellendra

7 posted on 04/14/2009 9:41:23 AM PDT by Constitution Day (Where is our Lieutenant Robert Maynard?)
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To: Ellendra
A Metairie resident is recovering after a stranger bit a chunk of flesh out of his arm and swallowed it Saturday afternoon

That pretty much describes our increasingly socialist government.
8 posted on 04/14/2009 9:42:15 AM PDT by Man50D (Fair Tax, you earn it, you keep it!)
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To: Ellendra

“The man then got on top of Lancellotti and began choking him, the report said.”

Now, this could be hugh & series: these undead may be a `fast’ zombie strain!

(Dealing with slow zombies, no sweat: like shooting cats off grandma’s sofa ...)


9 posted on 04/14/2009 9:42:35 AM PDT by tumblindice (I hope someday to be the man my dog thinks I am.)
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To: Man50D

Maybe Heinken Man had a case of the munchies?


10 posted on 04/14/2009 9:45:16 AM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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To: tumblindice

Zombies? Nah, sounds like a PCP freak.


11 posted on 04/14/2009 9:49:54 AM PDT by MHGinTN (Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
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To: Ellendra

12 posted on 04/14/2009 9:50:09 AM PDT by Joiseydude (Kate Smith - God Bless America http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCavKL2zdjM GREAT visual interpretatio)
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Our diversity is our greatest strength.


13 posted on 04/14/2009 9:52:18 AM PDT by Godwin1 (Cthol)
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To: Ellendra

Hope they check the guy for rabies.


14 posted on 04/14/2009 10:04:34 AM PDT by Pontiac (Your message here.)
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To: Aaron0617
And some called Woody crazy ~ Woody Harrelson claims he mistook photographer for zombie
15 posted on 04/14/2009 10:05:39 AM PDT by Aaron0617
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To: Lurker

LOL....


16 posted on 04/14/2009 10:11:08 AM PDT by never4get (We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid)
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To: Ellendra

There is no reliable test for Solanum.


17 posted on 04/14/2009 10:18:37 AM PDT by Frank_Discussion (May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
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To: Pontiac

Chinese Rabies.


18 posted on 04/14/2009 10:18:53 AM PDT by Frank_Discussion (May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
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To: Man50D

LOL!


19 posted on 04/14/2009 10:19:45 AM PDT by Frank_Discussion (May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
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To: Ellendra

Classic zombie behavior! Grab your machetes!!


20 posted on 04/14/2009 10:26:04 AM PDT by NMEwithin
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To: Ellendra; Lurker

Click link for important safety tips - Professor Egon

21 posted on 04/14/2009 10:26:44 AM PDT by Centurion2000 (01-20-2009 : The end of the PAX AMERICANA.)
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To: indcons

Clearly Vargas is misunderstood, as well as possibly being a hero.

There was no reason for Lancellotti to tell the police Vargas was yelling in Spanish. He should’ve identified it as an attempt to share his rich cultural history, and been thankful, rather than filing this hate-filled police report.


22 posted on 04/14/2009 10:33:19 AM PDT by BobbyT
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