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Man accused of ketchup theft: Bottle was planted
sfgate ^
| April 15, 2009
Posted on 04/16/2009 3:33:53 PM PDT by JoeProBono
An eccentric former school board trustee known for espousing conspiracy theories has taken the witness stand in his own defense in a petty theft trial involving a bottle of ketchup. Steve Rocco is accused of stealing the 14-ounce bottle from a dining area outside the cafeteria at Chapman University. He testified Tuesday that authorities planted the ketchup near his bicycle on the campus last year to make it look like a theft when he was actually recycling the bottle. Prosecutors said they tried to settle the case by getting Rocco to agree to stay away from the university. but he declined and insisted on a trial.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ketchup; theft
To: JoeProBono
Sounds like a shoo-in for Obama’s Cabinet...
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04/16/2009 3:48:31 PM PDT
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John123
(The US may be going down the drain, but everyone else will drown first...)
To: JoeProBono
GUILTY!
Wait, I got confused...
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posted on
04/16/2009 3:50:10 PM PDT
by
Sloth
(The tree of liberty desperately needs watering.)
To: Sloth
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posted on
04/16/2009 3:57:05 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
04/16/2009 4:01:00 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Have you noticed Obama voters are having buyer's remorse?)
To: Daffynition
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posted on
04/16/2009 4:04:25 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: John123
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posted on
04/16/2009 4:09:42 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: JoeProBono
I didn't know Heinz had a theme park.
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posted on
04/16/2009 4:48:12 PM PDT
by
seatrout
(I wouldn't know most "American Idol" winners if I tripped over them!)
To: seatrout
Get In Ma Stomach!
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posted on
04/16/2009 5:05:27 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
04/17/2009 2:50:56 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Have you noticed Obama voters are having buyer's remorse?)
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