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*** First Official President B. Hussein HAIKU Thread ***
May 9, 2009
Posted on 05/09/2009 9:52:45 AM PDT by Lizavetta
I'll start it off....
Hopie changie dork
Married to Aunt Esther clone
With boob belt and arms.
TOPICS: Humor; Poetry
KEYWORDS: chat; commie; fraud; haiku; kenyan; obama; poser
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posted on
05/09/2009 9:52:45 AM PDT
by
Lizavetta
To: BlueStateBlues
2
posted on
05/09/2009 9:53:18 AM PDT
by
Lizavetta
(Politicians: When they're not lying, they're stealing.)
To: Nateman; dead; reagan_fanatic; Roscoe Karns; Netizen; edzo4
You guys care to weigh in here?
3
posted on
05/09/2009 9:56:18 AM PDT
by
Lizavetta
(Politicians: When they're not lying, they're stealing.)
To: Lizavetta
All right, since you started a new thread, here's my contribution to the cause from a previous thread: (Not a haiku -- just a fun take-off on Ezra Pound.)
Zero is icummen in,
Reagan sing Goddamm,
DOWeth drop and hopeth slop
And how the tax doth slam.
Sing: Goddamm.
4
posted on
05/09/2009 9:57:58 AM PDT
by
Flycatcher
(God speaks to us, through the supernal lightness of birds, in a special type of poetry.)
To: Lizavetta
President With Cult
Country of Birth We Know Not
Please Keep Your Koolaid
5
posted on
05/09/2009 9:58:17 AM PDT
by
Tax Government
(Cult Obama? In 50 years he will be an ugly footnote)
To: Lizavetta
Evil among us
Sitting in oval office
Be very afraid
6
posted on
05/09/2009 9:58:58 AM PDT
by
republicanbred
(...and when I die I'll be republican dead.)
To: Lizavetta
Words, what are they, now?
Electronic thoughts on screen
The prompter in chief!
To: Lizavetta
Choose death is mantra
Introduce despair kill dreams
Attack from within
8
posted on
05/09/2009 10:00:31 AM PDT
by
yldstrk
(My heros have always been cowboys--Reagan and Bush)
To: Tax Government
The wifey looks mad
Could it be that his johnson
Came from his white side?
9
posted on
05/09/2009 10:00:58 AM PDT
by
Lizavetta
(Politicians: When they're not lying, they're stealing.)
To: Lizavetta
Slow Saturday thread
Poor use of precious bandwidth
In before the zot
To: Lizavetta
The Left has won, folks
America is dying
and there is no god
11
posted on
05/09/2009 10:05:16 AM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(Remember, remember, the Fourth of November, the Socialist treason and plot...)
To: Lizavetta
You'll faint in his presence.
He can't speak a sentence.
Behold! the One! He hopes you'll change.
Strange.
12
posted on
05/09/2009 10:05:35 AM PDT
by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
To: poindexter
This is really hugh.
And very very series.
Are you logged in yet?
13
posted on
05/09/2009 10:06:17 AM PDT
by
Flycatcher
(God speaks to us, through the supernal lightness of birds, in a special type of poetry.)
To: Lizavetta
Commie thug is Prez.
It's not God bless. It's God damn.
America is doomed.
To: Lizavetta; martin_fierro; mikrofon
"Spread the wealth around!"
Some are mad to watch wealth fall
Tea parties spring up
To: Lizavetta
Obambi “The One”
In less than one hundred days
Failed Presidency
16
posted on
05/09/2009 10:11:33 AM PDT
by
Mr. K
(physically unabel to proofreed (<---oops))
To: Lizavetta
Be prudent, buy bonds,
Should be safer in BK
If not, sue for moon
17
posted on
05/09/2009 10:12:13 AM PDT
by
Tax Government
(Cult Obama? In 50 years he will be an ugly footnote)
To: COUNTrecount; MeanWestTexan; GOP_Lady; Hildy; Ditter; Cinnamon Girl
Care to contribute to this thread?
18
posted on
05/09/2009 10:12:31 AM PDT
by
Lizavetta
(Politicians: When they're not lying, they're stealing.)
To: Lizavetta
Anti-semite scum
He’s got a beard for a wife
Marxist P. O. S.
19
posted on
05/09/2009 10:12:37 AM PDT
by
Canedawg
(Support and defend the Constitution, and fight back against the Idiocracy.)
To: Lizavetta
Supports abortion
Even if the child is born
Has blood on his hands
20
posted on
05/09/2009 10:16:34 AM PDT
by
Pinkbell
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