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Viking flashes women at Newton Marriott
http://www.wickedlocal.com/newton/news/x986612361/Viking-flashes-women-at-Newton-Marriott ^ | June 15, 2009

Posted on 06/19/2009 2:45:01 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement

A man dressed as a Viking reportedly exposed his warhammer to two women at the Marriott hotel bar Saturday night.

According to police reports, the two women were drinking at the bar at about 9:30 p.m. when they saw a 63-year-old Mashpee man dressed as a Viking sitting next to them. The man “lifted his skirt up exposing his genitals,” according to the report.

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KEYWORDS: newton; pervert; viking
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His personal Valhalla.
1 posted on 06/19/2009 2:45:01 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

“Hey ladies, want to say hello to Thor?”
Silly old Viking, I could have told him this line never works.


2 posted on 06/19/2009 2:47:10 PM PDT by SampleMan (Socialism enslaves you & kills your soul.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
After the party boat thing, I just assumed it was this guy...


3 posted on 06/19/2009 2:49:14 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Viking2002

I hope you have a good alibi...


4 posted on 06/19/2009 2:52:50 PM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 151 of our national holiday from reality.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

“Hi, Meet Eric The Red”


5 posted on 06/19/2009 2:55:08 PM PDT by Dysart (It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong--Voltaire)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
a 63-year-old Mashpee man

Well at 63, things aren't as firm as they used to be...

6 posted on 06/19/2009 2:56:35 PM PDT by mikrofon (Naked w/o even an Asgard)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Flashing Viking ping!


7 posted on 06/19/2009 2:57:18 PM PDT by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: SampleMan
“Hey ladies, want to say hello to Thor?”

Thor is the God of Thunder, yes? Maybe women want something more of a storm, rather than rumbling in the distance.

8 posted on 06/19/2009 2:57:33 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

9 posted on 06/19/2009 2:57:45 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (Why except your own blog? If its that damned important, just (Excerpted. Click here to read more))
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Haven’t they always wanted to know what Vikings wear under their kilts?


10 posted on 06/19/2009 2:59:07 PM PDT by colorado tanker ("Lastly, I'd like to apologize for America's disproportionate response to Pearl Harbor . . . ")
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

He’s probably a local member of the Great and General Court of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.


11 posted on 06/19/2009 2:59:17 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel
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To: colorado tanker

Shoes and socks?


12 posted on 06/19/2009 3:03:10 PM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 151 of our national holiday from reality.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Luckily he no longer is a Viking.

But as a long time fan of the football team, from the headline, I was expecting another offseason distraction.


13 posted on 06/19/2009 3:06:51 PM PDT by toast
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Never ever trust a man in a skirt - unless he’s marching in a Scottish military parade.

Those Celtic males knew what they were doing.. it is a scientific fact that the geometric tartans were designed to cause optical distortions and illusions.

Just be thankful that English knickers won that fashion fight.


14 posted on 06/19/2009 3:07:43 PM PDT by sodpoodle (Never give up- Keep Up!!!)
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To: windcliff

ping


15 posted on 06/19/2009 3:08:25 PM PDT by stylecouncilor (The black man is keeping me down!)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
... exposed his warhammer ...

Wow, never heard it called that before. Pay attention, folks -- you too can learn something every day. :-)

16 posted on 06/19/2009 3:10:39 PM PDT by ken in texas (come fold with us - team #36120)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Good post


17 posted on 06/19/2009 3:11:35 PM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

18 posted on 06/19/2009 3:12:30 PM PDT by Daffynition ("If any of you die, can I please have your ammo?" ~ Gator113)
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To: sodpoodle

It’s a *kilt*. :-)

I think it’s really too bad that kilts can’t be a little more mainstreamed back into common use. Ever seen those “Utilikilts”??

http://www.utilikilts.com/


19 posted on 06/19/2009 3:14:12 PM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: Ramius
Here's a less expensive alternative.

Sport Kilt

20 posted on 06/19/2009 3:20:58 PM PDT by Toddsterpatriot (Math is hard. Harder if you're stupid.)
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