Viking flashes women at Newton Marriott

http://www.wickedlocal.com/newton/news/x986612361/Viking-flashes-women-at-Newton-Marriott ^ | June 15, 2009

[colorado tanker]

Thorfinn's Mum: And you've got BOTH axes?
Thorfinn: Yes, Mother.
Thorfinn's Mum: And something to sharpen them with?
Throfinn: Yes, Mum.
Thorfinn's Mum: And don't forget: never let your enemy get behind you.
Thorfinn: No, Mother.
Throfin's Mum: And keep your sword greased.
Throfinn: Yes, Mother. Goodbye, Dad.
Thorfinn's Dad: And don't forget to wash - you know - ALL over.
Thorfinn: No, Dad.
Throfinn's Mum: And if you have to kill somebody, KILL them! Don't stop to think about it.
Thorfinn: I never do...

[Richard Kimball]

I think it’s really too bad that kilts can’t be a little more mainstreamed back into common use. Ever seen those “Utilikilts”??

[sodpoodle]

Yup - the tartan skirt is a kilt - but the guy wearing it is a celt;) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celts Celts (pronounced /ˈkelts/ or /ˈselts/, see names of the Celts; the most common academic usage is with a velar "c", pronounced as "k"), is a modern term used to describe any of the European peoples who spoke, or speak, a Celtic language.[1] The term is also used in a wider sense to describe the modern descendants of those peoples, notably those who participate in a Celtic culture. Today, the term 'Celtic' is generally used to describe the languages and respective cultures of Ireland, Scotland, Wales, Cornwall, the Isle of Man and Brittany, also known as the Six Celtic Nations. These are the regions where four Celtic languages are still spoken to some extent as mother tongues: Irish Gaelic, Scottish Gaelic, Welsh, and Breton plus two recent revivals, Cornish (one of the Brythonic languages) and Manx (one of the Goidelic languages).

[Costumed Vigilante]

A tiny little viking.

[PzLdr]

Let’s see. There was Harold Bluetooth, Svein Forkbeard, Eric Bloodaxe, Harald Fairhair. But this guy must be rlated to either Ragnar Lothbrok [Hairy Britches] or his son Ivar the Boneless [doesn’t match up].

[aMorePerfectUnion]

“Here’s a less expensive alternative.

comes with a cute man purse too! Cigarettes & lighter?

[Utah Binger]

Viking Ping!

[Toddsterpatriot]

Cigarettes & lighter?

Gun and extra clip.

[paulycy]

"I don't know whath wrong with it.
I jutht know ith Thor."

[Tijeras_Slim]

Viking: “I come from the land of ice and snow!”

Ladies: “We can tell.”

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Groundskeeper Willie: “Now, the kilt was only for day-to-day wear. In battle, we donned a full-length ball gown covered in sequins. The idea was to blind your opponent with luxury.”

[muir_redwoods]

“You’re Thor? I’m so Thor I can’t even pith”

[Slings and Arrows]

"I am Thor!"

"Tho am I, mithter."

[Viking2002]

'I hope you have a good alibi...'

Uh......well, I'm only 45, but I'd otherwise be in a legal pickle, wouldn't I? Makes me think of that scene in 'Porky's':

'We call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists.

And Miss Balbricker can give a description.

We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school.

"Have you seen this prick?"

"Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker".

"Do not attempt to apprehend this prick as it is armed and dangerous".

"It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School".

[Marysecretary]

That’s baaaaaaad, LOL.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Perhaps one of the funniest scenes ever captured on celluloid.

"Please, please can we call it a "tallywhacker" ?"

[sodpoodle]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

That site is highlarious;)

[Viking2002]

You mean the scene in Principal Carter's Office? Porky's is up there with Blazing Saddles in my book.

[Titan Magroyne]

Last sentence of the article: “Police filed a request for an indecent exposure hearing.”

“Hearing”?

I didn’t know those things could talk!

[paulycy]

“Hearing”? I didn’t know those things could talk!

Maybe they should have a viewing instead.