GUILTY!
Posted on 07/29/2009 6:31:09 AM PDT by truthkeeper
No, the material mom and pop superstar isn't toting AK47s to Malawi, Manhattan and beyond. Madonna's weapons of choice are her buff-beyond-belief biceps. Recent images of the singer display a double-barreled mass of sinewy veins that strike fear in the hearts of paparazzi and raise questions in the heads of fans and critics:
How and why does a 50-year-old woman get her arms to look like that?
"Oftentimes when your body fat is really, really, low, as Madonna's is, you're going to see veins pop," explained Leslie Bonci, director of sports nutrition at the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center. "Her body fat is minimal, and she does a lot of strength training workouts that are going to build her muscles to look more visible."
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Old age is a bitch.
Steroids
Madonna is not unhealthy...she just has little to no body fat. She eats very clean and obsessively works out.
“Old age is a bitch.”
Her ex said she looked like a granny on stage. Madonna didn’t like that.
GUILTY!
At least she’s not taking little kids to bed with her.
Somewhere, Sean Penn is thanking his lucky stars for how fate worked things out in his personal life.
I’ll reserve judgment on the steroids until I hear her voice. But I’ll admit it was my first thought.
What you are seeing is an extremely slow motion panic. She sees the photos of the aged sex symbols - Joan Crawford, Betty Grable, Sophia Loren, Kat Hepburn, Helen Thomas (okay I’m kidding). What did they devolve into? A nasty reply might be “old wrinkly hags”, but the unvarnished truth is just “old women”. They got old, they got wrinkly, and guys didn’t think of them as “hot” anymore. Madonna is heading towards that, and it scares her worse than Janet Reno answering the door in an unzipped house coat. So she cranks those weights, takes those vitamins, and eats that broccoli, hoping, praying, that God was smart enough to keep a talent like her “hot” forever. When you have integrity as deep as a puddle on a bathroom floor, “hot” is all you’ve got.
She looks terrible. I imagine that the hag is afraid of dying - maybe she retains enough of her early Roman Catholic training to be afraid she’s going to go to hell?
Considering her immoral influence on young people through the years, I think she should be afraid of dying.
As much as she slams the church, I notice she sends the kid to Catholic school.
And this one's Not Guilty.
And you’re surprised? Anyone with even half a brain (like Madonna) knows that public schools suck.
Who is she? Is she 50?
LOL! Great way of putting it!
Its time Madonna donned the matronly cocktail dress, get a standing Vegas gig, and become a grande dame.
Let me be the first, NO I WOULDN’T HIT IT!
Oh man, the very thought must be like a garlic cross to a vampire to her!
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