Obama Sings! "What a Wonderful World"

Mac from Cleveland | 7-29-09 | Mac from Cleveland

[Mac from Cleveland]

Barrack Obama sings "What a Wonderful World"

I see an America,
that's finally "green".
No cars on the road,
except for my limousine.
And I say to myself "What a wonderful world!"

I eat Wagyu beef
amid people of fashion.
As you wait in line
for your weekly bread ration.
And I say to myself "What a wonderful world!"

I see a nuclear Iran
free to do as they choose.
They can generate power,
or wipe out the Jews.
And I say to myself "What a wonderful world!"

I know my health plan's the worst
that all of you've ever seen.
But it'll pay for itself
once we start to sell Soylent Green.
And I say to myself "What a wonderful world!"

Wise people of color finally running the show.
Who knows just how far our country will go?
I'm a worthy successor to men who've governed so well.
Like Robert Mugabe--and Presidente Fidel.

I see the Constitution
wadded up and tossed.
It's no longer valid-
'cause I won and you lost.
And I say to myself "What a wonderful world!"

I see crackers working
to redress past wrongs.
My new "No Melanin" tax
will keep revenue strong.
And I say to myself "What a wonderful world!"

I see reparations paid
It'll square things, no doubt.
At least up until
the money runs out.
And I say to myself "What a wonderful world!"

I see re-education camps
for uppity white folks.
Those who thought the wrong thoughts,
or told the wrong jokes.
And I say to myself "What a wonderful world!"

I see mobs raid your houses,
"liberating" what's "theirs"
You think that's unjust?
Call someone who cares.
And I say to myself "What a wonderful world!"

Wise people of color finally evening the score.
The "new math" is simple-you get less, we get more.
But we need your hard work so we can keep living large.
Your good times are over-now Obama's in charge!

You see my evil intentions
along with my blundering.
Why'd you vote for me?
You've got to be wondering.

I bet you don't say to yourself
"What a wonderful world"


No-I bet you ain't saying to yourself
"What a wonderful world"

[chris37]

Very clever lyrics. When I read them, i could hear them in Mr. Armstrong’s voice. Sadly, something tells me that Mr. Armstrong would have supported Zer0 to the fullest extent.

[Mac from Cleveland]

Well, Louie was high most of the time......

; )

[Carpe Cerevisi]

You forgot the “Oh yeahhhhhh” at the end.
Good job though.

[Signalman]

Excellent!