Skip to comments.Mighty Quinn: August 8 (Supermodel: Being Pregnant Better Than Chanel Bag)
Posted on 08/14/2009 1:41:43 PM PDT by nickcarraway
The quote of the week comes from pregnant Czech supermodel Karolina Kurkova: "You know, it's probably the new thing to be pregnant. It's not to have the Chanel python bag. It's to be pregnant." The 25-year-old joins fellow Victoria Secret models Adriana Lima, Gisele Bundchen and Heidi Klum, who are also expecting.
As for baby names, Kurkova won't say. "There are a few names that we like. But I'm keeping them a secret. I don't want Adriana or Heidi or Gisele stealing my baby's name."
And just who says that models are hot bodies with an IQ barely above room temperature?
You are currently in gross violation of the First Rule.
Please rectify this deficiency at once or...or...or else.
< /seinfeld >
Where are the pictures???
I'm a Helper.
It's what I do.
But NOT GUILTY never the less ...
She is so narcissistic that she now thinks she is the first female in the entire history of the universe to get pregnant.
Now that she has a bun in the oven she tells the world it is the new “in” thing to do.
I think this qualifies a Pro-Life-Bump!
hmmm,that sort of has a ring to it, and a connotation, which I will not further develop in print.
The rarified world she lives in tells her that babies make women fat, out of shape, take up their time, hold you back, and besides abortion is a sacrament.
It is a discovery to some in this world.
GEORGE: (shouting) What happened to Soda?! I thought we all agreed on
KEN: (emphatic) Well, we don’t care for Soda.
GEORGE: You don’t care for Soda?!
CARRIE: (worked up) No, no. We don’t like Soda at all!
GEORGE: (shouting) How d’you not like Soda?! It’s bubbly, it’s
spend every day hanging around in lingerie and end up pregnant....go figure!
If I’d known a Chanel python bag was an option, things might have turned out differently.
Lingerie makes women pregnant? They ought to put a warning label on it.
From some of the lingerie I've seen... I wanna know WHERE?
Where is there room for a warning label?
All women pregnant with their first child, on some level, think they’re the first female in history to get pregnant.
Seriously, I'm ready to help out in any way I can on this...
p.s. [probably somewhere on Craigslist you could trade.
I think this is it, and yes, it's real python skin and costs several thousand dollars. I think it's ugly, though ... I'll just keep the baby.
It looks like a grandma bag. No offense to grandmas.
Now I know. whew. Maybe you can get a pet python for the kids?(I’m sure the car keys could end up in there, just as well as the purse.)
Yeah, but it’s *exclusive*; that’s why supermodels want them.
But, when you are sick of the Python bag - you can toss it, and you won’t go to jail. The Python bag won’t go to college, will never throw up on your new dress, will not crayon the walls in the hall, it won’t get sick, wake you up at 6am on weekdays or ever talk back.
Let’s put things in perspective. :-)
True, but you can’t hug your python bag and take a nap with it, unless you’re really weird.
If she was carrying a python bag, who would notice? Maybe if she was accessoring a burka.
To this silly scumbag Karolina Kurkova, bringing a child into the world is the new Chanel python bag.
I expect if you saw her in normal clothes, without professional lighting, makeup, and retouch, all you’d notice would be her pretty blonde hair and her Chanel python bag.
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