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Chihuahua With Earrings Stolen At Gay Bar
www.clickorlando.com ^
| 8/21/09
| AP
Posted on 08/21/2009 11:59:20 AM PDT by GQuagmire
WILTON MANORS, Fla. -- A man with a tattoo of Britney Spears' name on his arm or neck allegedly stole a Chihuahua with pink earrings from a South Florida gay bar.
Brian Dortort, 48, said Thursday that he has spent weeks searching for his 4-month-old pooch, named Hudson Hayward Hemingway. The dog, about the size of a softball, was in a specialty pet bag.
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: fdrq; homosexualagenda; napl; slownewsday
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Still laughing at the dog's name.....
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posted on
08/21/2009 11:59:20 AM PDT
by
GQuagmire
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
08/21/2009 12:00:24 PM PDT
by
GQuagmire
To: GQuagmire
the dogs name??
Everything about this story is hilarious. pet bag. pink earings, gay bar.
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posted on
08/21/2009 12:01:23 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(Pro-Freedom Fiction Writers Unite! - http://libertyfic.proboards.com)
To: GQuagmire
Did it look like this?
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posted on
08/21/2009 12:04:08 PM PDT
by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Islam is a religion of peace, and Muslims reserve the right to kill anyone who says otherwise.)
To: GQuagmire
I fear this poor little Chihuahua might disappear like a gerbil.
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posted on
08/21/2009 12:04:58 PM PDT
by
nathanbedford
("Attack, repeat, attack!" Bull Halsey)
To: GQuagmire
Which Freeper lost their dog?
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posted on
08/21/2009 12:06:56 PM PDT
by
avacado
To: GQuagmire
How many gerbils does a chihuahua equal?
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posted on
08/21/2009 12:06:58 PM PDT
by
buccaneer81
(Bob Taft has soiled the family name for the next century. I AM JIM THOMPSON!)
To: GQuagmire
Brian Dortort, 48, said Thursday that he has spent weeks searching for his 4-month-old pooch, named Hudson Hayward Hemingway...
Chihuahua with pink earrings..... was in a specialty pet bag.
YOU'RE A GUY!
I am guessing this mangirl won't be filling out any applications for a job as a lumberjack or on the high steel. Don't sound like a shipyard worker to me, either.
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posted on
08/21/2009 12:07:56 PM PDT
by
envisio
(Foxtrot Yankee Bravo Oscar)
To: GQuagmire
Oh, this happens at straight bars all the time.
To: GeronL
Everything about this story is hilarious. pet bag. pink earings, gay bar. Don't forget the Britney Spears tattoo...
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posted on
08/21/2009 12:08:45 PM PDT
by
Allegra
( Socks)
To: GQuagmire
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posted on
08/21/2009 12:08:49 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
("I can run wild for six months ...after that, I have no expectation of success" - Admiral Obama-moto)
To: GQuagmire
A man with a tattoo of Britney Spears' name on his arm or neck allegedly stole a Chihuahua with pink earrings from a South Florida gay bar Now, there's an opening sentence you don't read every day, lol.
My question is, just how mind-blowingly, knee-walkingly, stupidly drunk was the observer, not to be able to distinguish an arm from a neck?
Or, was the owner, observer and pink-earring-wearing Chihuahua stealer, along with the Chihuahua himself, herself or whatever other sort of self might be tres chic these days, all up in a pile, doing some sort of gay bar thing I really don't want to know about, lol?
To: buccaneer81
Is this like the English Swallow thing, a trick question?
To: GQuagmire
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posted on
08/21/2009 12:13:55 PM PDT
by
Hacklehead
(Liberalism is the art of taking what works, breaking it, and then blaming conservatives.)
To: GQuagmire
This story could not be any more gay if it included Richard Simmons, Liberace, and a gold lamé jumpsuit.
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posted on
08/21/2009 12:16:24 PM PDT
by
andy58-in-nh
(America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
To: RegulatorCountry
Is this like the English Swallow thing, a trick question?LOL! Depends on mass, volume and velocity!
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posted on
08/21/2009 12:17:24 PM PDT
by
buccaneer81
(Bob Taft has soiled the family name for the next century. I AM JIM THOMPSON!)
To: avacado
Where was Barney Fwank at the time??
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posted on
08/21/2009 12:18:42 PM PDT
by
Pharmboy
(Who ever thought we would long for the days of the Clinton administration...)
To: RegulatorCountry
"is that an african or a european gerbil ?"
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posted on
08/21/2009 12:19:35 PM PDT
by
kingattax
(99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
To: GQuagmire
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posted on
08/21/2009 12:20:51 PM PDT
by
Kenton
To: buccaneer81
The obverse applies as well, when flammability of certain greenhouse gasses is taken into consideration.
Armageddon!!! Armageddon!!! *thwump*
I think you've solved the mystery ... felching gone awry. As g-d is his witness, he didn't know Chihuahuas could fly.
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