~~~~THE official FRIDAY silliness THREAD~~~~

[Archer24]

I remember hearing of another nuke accident in Georgia. This one was a full sized reactor and the operator went the wrong way with the control rod. Radiation was such that they just abandoned the whole thing. Heard in nuclear weapons school.

[sunny48]

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:
‘I went by your grandma’s house today and
I saw her in the hallway buck naked.
Man, she is one fine looking woman!’
The biker looks at him and doesn’t say a word.
His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and
would fight at the drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says:
‘I got it on with your grandma and she is good,
the best I ever had!’
The biker’s buddies are starting to get really mad
but the biker still says nothing.
The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,
‘I’ll tell you something else, boy,
your grandma liked it!’

At this point the biker stands up,
takes the drunk by the shoulders
looks him square in the eyes and says.....................

‘Grandpa;........ Go home!

You’re drunk.’

[alarm rider]

From post # 55, words to live by:

- As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers,
but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

[skinkinthegrass]

"There is a lot one could say of Senator Kennedy -- positive from supporters, negative from critics. They say one should not speak ill of the dead. True. But I am of the view that one should not lie about the dead either." ~ political analyst Bill Bennett

“I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than go riding with Ted Kennedy!” ~ Woody Williams

Very succinct.
Thanks, for the ping.

[Tennessee_Bob]

I can’t believe no one commented on this link.

Thank you for posting it. This is a sad, somber event, and your link allows us all to share in it.

[BigCinBigD]

I do what I can...

[Nateman]

[Lizavetta]

Good one!