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Barack Obama Wins Indianapolis 500!
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| 10/9/2009
Posted on 10/09/2009 9:23:05 AM PDT by atc23
Barack Hussien Obama wins the Indy 500 for the 4th consecutive time. Rest of field declines to test his mettle - refuse to finish race!
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KEYWORDS: cicero; humor; number666; wins; zero
Can anyone stop him! mmmmmm.mm. mmmmmm.
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:23:07 AM PDT
by
atc23
To: atc23
The NBA just announced that he is their player of the year for 2010.
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:24:29 AM PDT
by
elhombrelibre
(The number one threat to American Security: Barak Obama - Jimmy Carter Part II.)
To: atc23
I thought he won Daytona?
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:24:32 AM PDT
by
Boardwalk
To: atc23
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:24:40 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
(No To O)
To: atc23
And it's amazing how he won it!
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:24:58 AM PDT
by
keepitreal
( Don't tread on me.)
To: atc23
LOLOL!!! I am lovin’ all of this!
Here’s one...0bama awarded pink Cadillac from Mary Kay!!
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:25:17 AM PDT
by
gimme1ibertee
(Palin-Bachmann Overdrive 2012 !! :))
To: atc23
Barry beats up Superman...
To: atc23
Hey, Barry was just given the title ‘Father of the Year’! He’ll only accept if it comes w/a monetary reward.
To: atc23
This just in, zero wins the masters with a course record 52!
To: atc23
Barack found a cure for cancer and kicked Chuck Norris’s ass in the same day. No foolin’!
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:28:18 AM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(Hope....Change...Bullsh*t)
To: Boardwalk
He was declared “winner in advance” of the Indy 500, Coca Cola 600 AND the Monaco Grand Prix; all run on the same day!!! How does he do it????!!!!!
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:29:01 AM PDT
by
henkster
(0bamanomics: The "Final Solution" to America's "Prosperity Question.")
To: keepitreal
that photo is from his victory in the 2010 Tour de France.
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:29:01 AM PDT
by
Canedawg
(FUBO)
To: atc23
LMAO!!!!! Epic thread. ;-)
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:29:04 AM PDT
by
RushIsMyTeddyBear
('They're drinking the juice.'~ Barack H. Obama)
To: atc23
Was this the racecar?
or maybe this?
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:30:21 AM PDT
by
shooter223
(the government should fear the citizens......not the other way around)
To: Pan_Yan
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:30:29 AM PDT
by
Pan_Yan
(All gray areas are fabrications.)
To: keepitreal
To: Pan_Yan
Please, this has got to stop. My heart can’t take anymore and I’ve run out of tissue to wipe the tears away.
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:32:14 AM PDT
by
animal172
(Fire the Johnson City Mall management)
To: shooter223
GAWD
I feel SO better now.
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:32:52 AM PDT
by
Gabrial
(ObamaCare: The efficiency of the Post Office, the compassion of the IRS, the costs of the Pentagon)
To: Canedawg
This is more fun than last Friday when he and Michelle lost the Olympics!
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:33:15 AM PDT
by
keepitreal
( Don't tread on me.)
To: atc23
FOX announces Barrack Obama to replace Kiefer Sutherland as the new Jack Bauer on next season's 24.
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:35:37 AM PDT
by
Centaur
(Never practice moderation to excess.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:36:06 AM PDT
by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: atc23
Our Dear Leader has spoken!
It’s not that I actually ever drove a race car or entered the race. I won because it was my desire to win. I think therefore I win!
ALL HAIL OBAMA!!!!!
To: keepitreal
This is more fun than last Friday when he and Michelle lost the Olympics!Didn't you know the Nobel is the consolation prize for his not being able to produce billions for his thug cronies in the Chicago Olympics?
BTW, it couldn't possibly be legitimate...remember, Rush told us Oprah ATE Norway!
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:37:36 AM PDT
by
greyfoxx39
(Nobel...consolation prize to Zero for not being able to produce gazillions for his Chicago cronies.)
To: keepitreal
I have it on good authority that the Nobel Peace Prize Committee has threatened to kick the butts of every member of the entire International Olympic Committee because of that...
Or, at least, they threatened to have a food fight over it...
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:37:51 AM PDT
by
Zeppo
(Save the cheerleader, save the world...)
To: atc23; tubebender; happydogx2; glock rocks; NYTexan; WestCoastGal; Pete-R-Bilt; GRRRRR; ...
What’s next, the Daytona 500????
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:38:13 AM PDT
by
SouthTexas
(The IOC is racist!)
To: atc23
MSN lies once again! Barry wasn't actually driving...
To: keepitreal
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:38:48 AM PDT
by
Canedawg
(FUBO)
To: GalaxieFiveHundred
Correction: MSM
To: atc23
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:40:34 AM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: atc23
I guess this means he’s really a race-ist!
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:43:46 AM PDT
by
Fresh Wind
("Prosperity is just around the corner." Herbert Hoover, 1932)
To: Fiddlstix
Figures Zer0 would be good at going around in circles.
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:57:00 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
To: dead
Put in his hand a copy of his birth certificate, with
him saying come and get it....
To: atc23
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posted on
10/09/2009 4:20:35 PM PDT
by
mojitojoe
(Socialism is just the last feel good step on the path to Communism and its slavery. Lenin)
To: atc23
Obamaximum Leader solves Fermat’s Last Theorem, the Riemann Hypothesis and the Goldbach Conjecture; awarded Nobel Prize in Mathematics.
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