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White Smoke over Vatican, Cardinals Elect Obama as Pope!
Hypothetical Vatican News ^
| 10/9/09
| Varios
Posted on 10/09/2009 10:03:13 AM PDT by Rebelbase
VATICAN CITY: White smoke billowed from the the chimney of the election hall this morning signaling the time honored tradition of notifying the world a new Pope has been elected.
By a unanimous first round vote a hastily called session of the Vatican Council, Barak Obama has been elected Pope of the Catholic Church.
"He's our best hope for world peace and bringing unity and hope to oppressed people in the world", said an unnamed Vatican spokesperson.
Replaced Pope Benedict XVI was said to be in seclusion and unavailable for comment.
World reaction is said to be both elation and anger, more as the story develops.
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KEYWORDS: antichrist; falsemessiah; falseprophet; obamawins; wins
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:03:13 AM PDT
by
Rebelbase
To: LibFreeOrDie
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:03:46 AM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(This is the time of year when ACORNS fall.)
To: Rebelbase
I have not laughed so hard in forever.
This morning will go down in the FR history books for sure!
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:10:42 AM PDT
by
VanDeKoik
(Iran doesnt have a 2nd admendment. Ya see how that turned out?)
To: Rebelbase
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:11:13 AM PDT
by
NRA1995
(Obama, when you lie, we're going to call you out)
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:13:46 AM PDT
by
ButThreeLeftsDo
(FR.....Monthly Donors Wanted.)
To: Rebelbase
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:19:19 AM PDT
by
mojitojoe
(Socialism is just the last “feel good” step on the path to Communism and its slavery. Lenin)
To: VanDeKoik
Me either.
Heck, I have 911 on hold..... just in case my heart starts to act up.
This place is an absolute riot today.
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:20:18 AM PDT
by
Gator113
(Obamba, Reid, Pelosi, the socialist triad.)
To: Rebelbase
In a surprise move, Obama fed the huge throng gathered at St. Peter’s - said to number in the tens of thousands - with but five loaves and two fishes.
To: Rebelbase
LOL!
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:24:36 AM PDT
by
pyx
(Rule#1.The LEFT lies.Rule#2.See Rule#1. IF THE LEFT CONTROLS THE LANGUAGE, IT CONTROLS THE ARGUMENT.)
To: Admin Moderator; Jim Robinson; Sidebar Moderator
Breaking News FR rebellion. Thanks for the tolerance!
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:26:55 AM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(This is the time of year when ACORNS fall.)
To: Jack Hammer
In a surprise move, Obama fed the huge throng gathered at St. Peter’s - said to number in the tens of thousands - with but five loaves and two fishes.Upon further video reveiw, this miracle was accomplished with 5 saltine crackers, and a small can of tuna...
the infowarrior
To: Salvation
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posted on
10/09/2009 11:12:36 AM PDT
by
GOP_Lady
To: Rebelbase
Antichrist and False Prophet rolled up in ONE guy named BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA! A False Messiah has Risen!
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posted on
10/09/2009 7:28:50 PM PDT
by
myknowledge
(F-22 Raptor: World's Largest Distributor of Sukhoi parts!)
To: Rebelbase
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posted on
10/11/2009 12:58:10 PM PDT
by
Peanut Gallery
(The essence of freedom is the proper limitation of government.)
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