Posted on 10/09/2009 11:51:38 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32
(Daytona Beach, Fl - 10/9/09) Declaring the season over and the chase a thing of the past, NASCAR has declared Barack Obama the winner of this years Sprint Cup.
"We don't care other drivers have gone all season to get where they are. Obama is just too good to ignore and that Prius on the track is absolutely hot."
"The fact that he simply imagined himself going faster was a significant contribution to his being awarded the Cup."
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