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BREAKING: Obama Unearths Noah's Ark...

Posted on 10/09/2009 2:30:54 PM PDT by SlidingW

...Discovers Ark of the Covenant Inside! Hailed As Hero By Archeologists!


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: obamanobelvanity; obamawins

1 posted on 10/09/2009 2:30:54 PM PDT by SlidingW
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To: SlidingW

Thank you for posting this.

It’s been over 10 minutes time since the last Obama/Nobel Peace Prize vanity was posted.

(whew!)


2 posted on 10/09/2009 2:32:22 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (I am Legend)
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This ark was full of animals all taken from Chicago, they died from violent crime on each other.


3 posted on 10/09/2009 2:36:09 PM PDT by A CA Guy ( God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

If Jim charges for each vanity he wouldn’t need the fundraiser. Then, then we can say that BHO funded the FR quartely fundraiser in just 6 hours!


4 posted on 10/09/2009 2:37:56 PM PDT by hope
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To: SlidingW
Attack of the bots continues!


5 posted on 10/09/2009 2:42:33 PM PDT by Peter Horry (Never were abilities so much below mediocrity so well rewarded - John Randolph)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Just doing my part since “I Was Here”! 8^)


6 posted on 10/09/2009 2:45:08 PM PDT by SlidingW (October 9, 2009 - I Was Here!)
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Does his passport have a Turkish stamp? Enquiring minds want to know.... :)
7 posted on 10/09/2009 2:45:21 PM PDT by BigEdLB (Now there ARE 1,000,000 regrets - but it may be too late.)
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To: SlidingW
"BREAKING: Obama Unearths Noah's Ark...Discovers Ark of the Covenant Inside!"

This afternoon he turned a hat trick by finding the Holy Grail.

8 posted on 10/09/2009 2:46:38 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: SlidingW

In the wake of Obama’s discovery, Turkish law enforcement officials on the slopes of Mt. Ararat also found the bodies of a group of machinegun-wielding neo-nazis and a renegade band of Georgian outlaws.


9 posted on 10/09/2009 2:56:21 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: SlidingW

I also heard that after he found Noah’s Ark he also made a small side trip and actually found Jimmy Hoffa!!! AMAZING!


10 posted on 10/09/2009 3:22:02 PM PDT by copaliscrossing (Progressives are Socialists)
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11 posted on 10/09/2009 3:41:38 PM PDT by MtnMan101 (THE PROBLEM WITH SOCIALISUM IS THAT YOU EVENTUALLY RUN OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY)
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