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Florida Man Arrested for Allegedly Calling 911 for Sex
FoxNews ^
| 8/13/2009
| staff
Posted on 11/13/2009 7:34:46 AM PST by BJClinton
TAMPA, Fla. — Florida police say a man arrested for repeatedly calling 911 looking for sex claimed it was the only number he could dial after running out of cell phone minutes.
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KEYWORDS: holdmuhbeer; napl
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I hope they washed his hands before they cuffed him.
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posted on
11/13/2009 7:34:46 AM PST
by
BJClinton
To: Slings and Arrows
What’re you wearing? ping.
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posted on
11/13/2009 7:35:52 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(this space for rent)
To: BJClinton
Another dumbass Osama/Obama voter.
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posted on
11/13/2009 7:37:52 AM PST
by
Levante
To: BJClinton; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Darksheare; pissant; najida; r-q-tek86; blackie; ...
CALL 911 MAKE A COP.....WELL YOU KNOW...PING!!!!
To: BJClinton
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posted on
11/13/2009 7:39:32 AM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: windcliff
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posted on
11/13/2009 7:41:37 AM PST
by
stylecouncilor
(What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
To: BJClinton
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posted on
11/13/2009 7:41:37 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
To: cripplecreek
"Who ya gonna call?"I wonder how he used his one phone call that they give you when they lock you up????
To: BJClinton
Been there, didn’t do that.
One of the best excuses I’ve heard though. Did he order some McNuggets with that?? LOL.
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posted on
11/13/2009 7:45:19 AM PST
by
Attention Surplus Disorder
(It's better to give a Ford to the Kidney Foundation than a kidney to the Ford Foundation.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Is that your black jack officer or are you glad to see me?
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posted on
11/13/2009 7:46:14 AM PST
by
llevrok
(Love and mental illness are similar. At first, all seems normal.)
To: BJClinton
He was arrested about 15 minutes later at his home late Wednesday and charged with making a false 911 call. Hey, sounds like it was an emergency.
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posted on
11/13/2009 7:46:37 AM PST
by
bgill
(The framers of the US Constitution established an entire federal government in 18 pages.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
On the Sons of Anarchy series they had a masturbation addict who was going to be killed. He couldn’t keep his hands out of his pants but they found that he was good with numbers so they cut off all but one finger on each hand and made him an accountant. (he could still use a calculator)
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posted on
11/13/2009 7:49:01 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
To: BJClinton
Is this the Friday sillliness thread?
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posted on
11/13/2009 7:51:10 AM PST
by
hoe_cake
(A member of the Society of the Descendants of the Signers of the Constitution.)
To: cripplecreek
I saw that...classic...One finger on each hand.
To: 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; aMorePerfectUnion; ...
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I wonder how he used his one phone call that they give you when they lock you up?
He had free minutes so...
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posted on
11/13/2009 8:07:52 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(this space for rent)
To: hoe_cake
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posted on
11/13/2009 8:10:43 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(this space for rent)
To: martin_fierro
Gee Martin, that guy looks peeved. I guess I’d be peeved too if my nose were that swollen and inflamed. He probably can’t get the snot out of his head, so he’s mad at the world.
I bet he has an interesting voice.
To: TheOldLady; humblegunner
You don’t recognize humblegunner?
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posted on
11/13/2009 10:44:19 AM PST
by
Eaker
(Kaiden sez, "If you have a problem and If explosives are an option then explosives are THE answer.")
To: BJClinton; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Where he's going, he'll get all the sex he wants. Or doesn't want.
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posted on
11/13/2009 11:24:17 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
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