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Mail carrier found drunk inside Marion home
Cdar Rapids Gazette ^ | 11/17/2009 | by Jeff Raasch.

Posted on 11/18/2009 1:30:19 PM PST by iowamark

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To: iowamark
Preliminary breath tests showed her blood alcohol content to be .281, police said.

Woah. That's pretty seriously polluted. She probably remembers none of it.

21 posted on 11/18/2009 1:43:06 PM PST by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: iowamark

“Neither snow nor rain nor heat of day nor gloom of night shall stay these couriers from the swift consumption of their ordered rounds of drinks”


22 posted on 11/18/2009 1:43:14 PM PST by Oztrich Boy (Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. - Horace Walpole)
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To: NormsRevenge

If that is a purposeful misspelling, its a good one!


23 posted on 11/18/2009 1:43:32 PM PST by Loud Mime (The time to water the tree of liberty approaches...)
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To: iowamark

24 posted on 11/18/2009 1:49:25 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Loud Mime

pure luck.. it could have come out hoeowners :-o


25 posted on 11/18/2009 1:49:58 PM PST by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard .. May yur bandwidth exceed your girth)
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To: iowamark

Thirty lashes with a wet noodle!


26 posted on 11/18/2009 1:51:45 PM PST by Palladin (Holder and Obama terrorize New Yorkers.)
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To: iowamark

Watch the union get her a promotion.

Wasn’t Obamateur looking for a Postmaster General? This creature would fit in well with the rest of his primate cabinet.


27 posted on 11/18/2009 1:52:53 PM PST by IronJack (=)
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To: iowamark

Several months ago, my husband and I stopped at a convenience store for some Gatorade. He ran inside, I stayed in the car. A mailman wearing full USPS uniform came out of the store carrying a case of Milwaukee’s Best, and a large can in a paper bag. He got into his car, popped open the beer in the bag and chugged it. I always wondered if he was on duty, thank goodness I didn’t recognize him as our mailman!


28 posted on 11/18/2009 1:53:46 PM PST by AUJenn
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To: iowamark
how is being inside someone's house "public drunkenness"?

sound like burglary to me. at least in new york state it would be.

29 posted on 11/18/2009 1:55:32 PM PST by thefactor (yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
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To: thefactor

Sounds like they picked the lightest charge they could.


30 posted on 11/18/2009 1:57:30 PM PST by iowamark
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To: iowamark

“She put carbs in her belly”
Said Mrs. O’Kelly.
“A sight to be seen”
Said Mrs. McBean.
“Was it vodka or gin?”
Asked Mrs. O’Flynn.
“Did ye all get your mail?”
Said Officer McHale.


31 posted on 11/18/2009 1:58:38 PM PST by Palladin (Holder and Obama terrorize New Yorkers.)
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To: AUJenn

You`d think a mail carrier could afford someting a little
better than Milwaukee`s Best.

That stuff is swill.


32 posted on 11/18/2009 1:58:52 PM PST by Harold Shea (RVN `70 - `71)
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To: Harold Shea

He was driving a very old beat-up El Camino. The whole scene was so bizarre, I wish I’d had a camera!


33 posted on 11/18/2009 2:00:35 PM PST by AUJenn
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To: Harold Shea

Yeah but you can take the cans to MIchigan for a $0.10 deposit PER CAN!!!


34 posted on 11/18/2009 2:00:47 PM PST by a fool in paradise (I refuse to "reduce my carbon footprint" all while Lenin remains in an airconditioned shrine)
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To: iowamark
she'll face department charges and most likely be fired or suspended for awhile.

criminal court charges will probably be dismissed or plead out to basically nothing.

35 posted on 11/18/2009 2:01:21 PM PST by thefactor (yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
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To: thefactor

Illegal tresspass and Public Intoxication while on probation.

The burglary of some noodles would only result in a small claims court case.


36 posted on 11/18/2009 2:02:23 PM PST by a fool in paradise (I refuse to "reduce my carbon footprint" all while Lenin remains in an airconditioned shrine)
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To: thefactor

...and she will become a legend at the Marion Post Office.


37 posted on 11/18/2009 2:03:51 PM PST by Palladin (Holder and Obama terrorize New Yorkers.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAKEedAuybQ&feature=PlayList&p=A8ABA79E4DF33EAA&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=54
Cliff Claven and Personality Lessons


38 posted on 11/18/2009 2:04:26 PM PST by abb ("What ISN'T in the news is often more important than what IS." Ed Biersmith, 1942 -)
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To: Bobalu

It can be the longest nightmare anybody would live through.

I hope this gal gets some help.


39 posted on 11/18/2009 2:05:55 PM PST by mowowie
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To: subterfuge

Yep, that certain ‘set’ to the mouth and the half-closed eyes . . . funny how most lesbos have that same ‘look’, but I swear that they do! My lesbo mail carrier scares the hell out of me . . . hair spiked on top, with a mullet in dreds below LOL


40 posted on 11/18/2009 2:08:34 PM PST by ifear for the children (I just want to wake up and find its all been a terrible dream)
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