Posted on 11/25/2009 9:44:57 AM PST by llevrok
“It’s her. It’s her. It’s still her. The same person, but different breasts each time!” For every woman who has ever regretted waking up in the morning with the same size breasts she had the night before, this Chinese TV commercial wants you to know your troubles are finally over!
According to this announcer, at least, it’s every woman’s dream to have a bigger cup size. Now, with the amazing She’s Mine bra, you can turn that dream into a reality. Not only does it increase your cup size, but it lets you change it to suit your mood. Need some guidelines? The commercial suggests “a B-cup for work, a C-cup for shopping, and a D-cup for partying.”
The bra’s magic lies in its patented “God’s Hand” technology. Simply press the button, and the hidden, hand-shaped panels expand, lifting your breasts to provide cleavage like you’ve never had before. And the longer you press, the bigger they get!
But wait—there’s more! A pair of God’s hands is not all this incredible bra has to offer. It’s also made of a space-age fabric impregnated with minerals that generate ultraviolet light. This improves blood circulation, and in turn glandular health. And that, as we all know, is Mother Nature’s way of increasing breast size.
But in the end, seeing is believing. And this commercial provides abundant visual proof of the effects of the She’s Mine bra, not only on the wearers’ bustlines but on their mood. Incidentally, the announcer assures us that people are going wild for it in Europe. What more proof could you possibly need?
A few thoughts.
1. I did not know there were “hot high class” looking women in China. I thought they were all homely and unkept peasants.
2. I did not know that such a sexual oriented product was allowed in China. Or that women permitted to dress in such a manner mainly because of reason #1.
3. Boob tech race will is the next arms race. Surely America could face no serious challenger in this regard.
4. The video seems misleading. the frames move to quickly and it is difficult to asses the improved bust.
5. Another product in the market place to make our daughters (glad I have sons) look like whores.
6. Another product that would make my hot wife even hotter that she would refuse to wear.
TheArizona
I do business in China. I am not surprised at the capitalism of the Chinese. Individually, they are genetically wired for this.
It is more amazing they have been kept in rein for so long by the State. That same trait is what will save America.
Dunno friend. Can’t say.
Sniff. My heart bleeds. You must have a friend who would order it for you?
>>> “I laughed all through the video. I would try but with mother nature already gave me I would be likely to tip over. What I want is the anti-gravity bra.”
With ya on that, sistah! (’Ceptin I can’t see the video - stodgy old computer.)
[Drummie, this here’s a courtesy ping. I know you won’t have a chance at the thread til Monday at the earliest.]
“Talk about a conspiracy against men... fraudulent misrepresentation if there ever was.”
I agree. On wedding night, there’d be a major let down (so to speak) — and a ton of ‘splaining to do.
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