Posted on 11/25/2009 9:44:57 AM PST by llevrok
“It’s her. It’s her. It’s still her. The same person, but different breasts each time!” For every woman who has ever regretted waking up in the morning with the same size breasts she had the night before, this Chinese TV commercial wants you to know your troubles are finally over!
According to this announcer, at least, it’s every woman’s dream to have a bigger cup size. Now, with the amazing She’s Mine bra, you can turn that dream into a reality. Not only does it increase your cup size, but it lets you change it to suit your mood. Need some guidelines? The commercial suggests “a B-cup for work, a C-cup for shopping, and a D-cup for partying.”
The bra’s magic lies in its patented “God’s Hand” technology. Simply press the button, and the hidden, hand-shaped panels expand, lifting your breasts to provide cleavage like you’ve never had before. And the longer you press, the bigger they get!
But wait—there’s more! A pair of God’s hands is not all this incredible bra has to offer. It’s also made of a space-age fabric impregnated with minerals that generate ultraviolet light. This improves blood circulation, and in turn glandular health. And that, as we all know, is Mother Nature’s way of increasing breast size.
But in the end, seeing is believing. And this commercial provides abundant visual proof of the effects of the She’s Mine bra, not only on the wearers’ bustlines but on their mood. Incidentally, the announcer assures us that people are going wild for it in Europe. What more proof could you possibly need?
Air Jordans for boobies.
Our efforts at growing the economy pale in comparison.
Adjustable boobs ping!
Yeah, whatever.
real women wouldn't have this problem.
OK,I admit I watched the video!
asian women are hot!
Hey Eeeek they make hats too !
So much for ever evening the trade deficit.
They don’t have the red tape, Affirmative Action, and the whole wanting to play ‘fair.’ They don’t care about fairness. They don’t drug their students into compliance with mediocrity. They don’t care about equality.
“But wait! There’s more!”
Actually, I’d pay to hear Billy Mays selling these things, but since he’s gone, Ron Popeil will do just fine.
Jubtabulous!
I like the men myself.
Hey, Squantos . . . is it true the original Squantos associated with the Pilgrim's Thankgiving spoke English to the settlers? I was watching a History Channel show last night and Harry (?, used to be with CBS News in the morning) stated this.
Soon to be coming to late night tv?
I tell I laughed all through the video. I would try but with mother nature already gave me I would be likely to tip over. What I want is the anti-gravity bra.
Soon to be coming to late night tv?
I tell I laughed all through the video. I would try but with mother nature already gave me I would be likely to tip over. What I want is the anti-gravity bra.
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