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'Alien spies live among us' says Bulgarian gov space boffin
theregister. ^ | 26th November 2009 | Lewis Page

Posted on 11/26/2009 6:01:09 PM PST by JoeProBono

A boffin at the Bulgarian national Space Research Institute has stated that not only are aliens living among us, but that they object strongly to "immoral behaviour" by humanity - such as causing global warming. "Unnatural" acts such as use of cosmetics and "artificial insemination" are also frowned upon by the extraterrestrial visitors.

Luchezar Filipov, deputy head of the space institute at the government's Bulgarian Academy of Science, made these startling assertions to Bulgarian media earlier this week.

The Sofia Echo, referencing other local media, quotes the eminent space brainbox as stating that "they [aliens] are here right now, among us" and that the extraterrestrials are "conducting surveillance" and - chillingly - "research" on humanity.

“They are currently all around us, and are watching us all the time. They are not hostile towards us; rather, they want to help us but we have not grown enough in order to establish direct contact with them," said the Bulgarian boffin, according to Sofia news agency novinite.com.

Reportedly Filipov and unnamed colleagues have elicited this information by decrypting messages hidden within crop circles. The crop-circle "pictograms" were said to have been a response to questions posed by the Academy scientists.

Crop-circle comms being unreliable, Filipov apparently feels that future direct contact will come through the medium of "mental power and telepathy". However, some basic themes have apparently been made clear.

"The aliens are very critical of our immoral behaviour and our destruction of the environment," says Filipov, according to the Echo. "They say that global warming is attributed mainly to infrastructural engineering."

Presumably the star-travelling aliens have long ago graduated to advanced energy sources such as nuclear fusion or antimatter, and sneer at our pathetic fossil-fuelled civilisation.

Filipov stated that the alien spies in our midst have other objections to our lifestyle, too.

"They are very skeptical of our use of cosmetics, and artificial insemination because this is unnatural," he reportedly said.

There was no word on the aliens' views on gang-probing of humans abducted as part of their "research" programme.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Society; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: alien; boffin; bulgaria; jpb; ufo


1 posted on 11/26/2009 6:01:10 PM PST by JoeProBono
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2 posted on 11/26/2009 6:02:50 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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"They are very skeptical of our use of cosmetics, and artificial insemination because this is unnatural," he reportedly said.

But anal probes and animal mutilation are just fine with them. Sure.

3 posted on 11/26/2009 6:03:54 PM PST by airborne (As long as Muslims are a "protected species", all Americans are an "endangered species".)
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To: JoeProBono
A boffin at the Bulgarian national Space Research Institute has stated that not only are aliens living among us, but that they object strongly to "immoral behaviour" by humanity - such as causing global warming.

Okay, I had to look up "boffin"... LOL ...

(British slang) a scientist or technician engaged in military research

4 posted on 11/26/2009 6:05:08 PM PST by Star Traveler (The God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob is a Zionist and Jerusalem is the apple of His eye.)
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Yep, aliens are going to cross the universe to tell us they don’t like women wearing lipstick...


5 posted on 11/26/2009 6:05:41 PM PST by GOPJ (ObamaCare - slush fund scam that would make Bernie Madoff blush.)
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As soon as he mentioned “globull warming”, I knew it was BS. Aliens smart enough to master interstellar travel wouldn’t be fooled by the globull warming alarmists.


6 posted on 11/26/2009 6:05:52 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (The Second Amendment. Don't MAKE me use it.)
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7 posted on 11/26/2009 6:07:29 PM PST by Salgak (Acme Lasers presents: The Energizer Border: I dare you to try and cross it. . .)
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To: JoeProBono

Did no one tell him “V” is just a TV show?


8 posted on 11/26/2009 6:08:17 PM PST by faucetman (Just the facts ma'am, just the facts)
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9 posted on 11/26/2009 6:09:56 PM PST by mysterio
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global warming is "immoral behavior"

In my world, Barney Frank is the avatar of "immoral behavior"...not global warming.

It is always fascinating that these "aliens" are so concerned about the planet. In fact, their environmental concerns are so important they are elevated to the level of religion.

Leads one to wonder if perhaps these "aliens" are trapped here...here on this planet, here in this dimension.

10 posted on 11/26/2009 6:11:10 PM PST by SonOfDarkSkies
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11 posted on 11/26/2009 6:12:35 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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12 posted on 11/26/2009 6:16:29 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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Beam me up, Snotty!

Get me outta here!

13 posted on 11/26/2009 6:18:27 PM PST by SonOfDarkSkies
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To: mysterio
Halp! The aliens have already eaten Mysterio's brain!

They mistook it for bovine excrement!

14 posted on 11/26/2009 6:20:20 PM PST by SonOfDarkSkies
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To: JoeProBono

Just look out for the lizard behind the face... LOL ...


15 posted on 11/26/2009 6:20:27 PM PST by Star Traveler (The God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob is a Zionist and Jerusalem is the apple of His eye.)
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To: JoeProBono
Aliens Pictures, Images and Photos
16 posted on 11/26/2009 6:20:50 PM PST by Snickering Hound
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I wonder if Obama is an alien.

If Obama is an alien then that would explain why he doesn’t have a birth certificate.


17 posted on 11/26/2009 6:22:58 PM PST by Ticonderoga34 (Free Obama's Birth Certificate!)
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Great, wouldn’t you know it, aliens are taliban.


18 posted on 11/26/2009 6:23:50 PM PST by cripplecreek (Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
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Must
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19 posted on 11/26/2009 6:24:17 PM PST by mysterio
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20 posted on 11/26/2009 6:25:42 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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John Denver was born in Roswell NM almost 9 months to the day after the UFO crash. Need I say more?


21 posted on 11/26/2009 6:25:52 PM PST by Clay Moore (Obama: A good example of why stupid people shouldn't vote.)
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Photobucket
22 posted on 11/26/2009 6:27:57 PM PST by Clay Moore (Obama: A good example of why stupid people shouldn't vote.)
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To: mysterio
LOL!

And please leave a very grainy video for youtube!

23 posted on 11/26/2009 6:29:00 PM PST by SonOfDarkSkies
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24 posted on 11/26/2009 6:30:06 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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25 posted on 11/26/2009 6:33:39 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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John Denver was great as Cousin Oliver on "The Brady Bunch."


26 posted on 11/26/2009 6:39:17 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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BTTT!


27 posted on 11/26/2009 6:41:07 PM PST by hyperconservative (Heartfelt humble thanks to the Great Whistleblower(s) at CRU!!)
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http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2394835/posts


28 posted on 11/26/2009 6:41:30 PM PST by Leisler (We don't need a third party we need a conservative second party.)
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29 posted on 11/26/2009 6:42:30 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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How could we forget to ping you ?


30 posted on 11/26/2009 6:43:00 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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31 posted on 11/26/2009 6:43:01 PM PST by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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32 posted on 11/26/2009 6:44:28 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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To: Daffynition
YIPES!


33 posted on 11/26/2009 6:49:47 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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34 posted on 11/26/2009 6:53:52 PM PST by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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"None of you have been honest with us."

35 posted on 11/26/2009 6:55:11 PM PST by Diogenesis ("Those who go below the surface do so at their peril" - Oscar Wilde)
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36 posted on 11/26/2009 6:57:17 PM PST by Diogenesis ("Those who go below the surface do so at their peril" - Oscar Wilde)
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"The aliens are very critical of our immoral behaviour and our destruction of the environment,"

So what stops them, if they are not a figment of some lunatic's imagination, from telling us how to switch from those awful fossil fuels to safe and plentiful fusion energy? Or they just like to snicker from behind the walls of their hideouts? How moral of them!

This basically disproves theories of this "boffin". The aliens, if present, are engaged in immoral acts. Thus they are not qualified to judge other species' morality - not any more than we are qualified to judge them.

Even if they are under some sort of Prime Directive, nobody said that such a directive is moral. If you see a plague devouring the civilization, is it moral to step back and just observe, so that the 1,000 survivors on a remote island are not spiritually corrupted by another civilization?

It is possible that there are aliens out there, somewhere. It is also possible that there are alien observers on Earth. Not likely, IMO, but possible. However it is highly unlikely that those observers would be blowing their cover to simply express their dislike of some harmless local customs, like lipstick. Besides, if they dislike lipstick then they, by induction, must dislike pretty much everything else about humans, and what kind of an impartial observer does it make? Ridiculous. If there are observers on Earth, they are here to observe and report - nothing else. One would have to assume an incredible level of stupidity of those aliens if they permit observers to initiate the contact. And stupid beings do not patiently observe planets for years - see Vogons as an example, or Fithp.

37 posted on 11/26/2009 6:57:44 PM PST by Greysard
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"Unnatural" acts such as use of cosmetics and "artificial insemination" are also frowned upon by the extraterrestrial visitors.

I guess these aren't the aliens to whom abductions with anal probing are commonly attributed. They must be from a different star.

38 posted on 11/26/2009 6:58:15 PM PST by Pearls Before Swine (Is /sarc really necessary?)
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I had a history professor in college who claimed that bad liquor explained a lot of human history


39 posted on 11/26/2009 6:58:34 PM PST by muir_redwoods (Obama: The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

Thanks.

Maybe you should stop letting the critters program your mind???


40 posted on 11/26/2009 6:59:28 PM PST by Quix (POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 TRAITORS http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
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The critter engage in plenty of very very very artificial insemination.

And they seem to love immoral behavior against humans.

41 posted on 11/26/2009 7:01:17 PM PST by Quix (POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 TRAITORS http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
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42 posted on 11/26/2009 7:12:39 PM PST by BenLurkin
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Do it right (evil grin)

43 posted on 11/26/2009 7:24:17 PM PST by Salgak (Acme Lasers presents: The Energizer Border: I dare you to try and cross it. . .)
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Notice the crop circle in the top row, last one.
Proof positive CBS is behind this whole thing to push global warming legislation.
44 posted on 11/26/2009 8:41:43 PM PST by phredo53 (Caution: This post does not comply with White House standards.)
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LOL


45 posted on 11/27/2009 3:11:17 AM PST by GOPJ (ObamaCare - slush fund scam that would make Bernie Madoff blush.)
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To: JoeProBono; martin_fierro; Rurudyne; steelyourfaith; Tolerance Sucks Rocks; xcamel
A boffin at the Bulgarian national Space Research Institute has stated that not only are aliens living among us, but that they object strongly to "immoral behaviour" by humanity -- such as causing global warming. "Unnatural" acts such as use of cosmetics and "artificial insemination" are also frowned upon by the extraterrestrial visitors.
Oh, but it's okay to abduct some poor Earthling and harvest genetic materials? HYPOCRITES!!! ;')
46 posted on 11/27/2009 8:56:18 AM PST by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/__Since Jan 3, 2004__Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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bttt


47 posted on 11/27/2009 9:44:41 AM PST by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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