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Ashley Greene Says Vampire Sex Is The Best
Take 40 ^ | 11.30.09

Posted on 11/30/2009 3:57:11 AM PST by Perdogg

Twilight star Ashley Greene has confirmed what girls all around the world are secretly wondering - that vampire sex is better than regular sex!

Greene, who plays vampire Alice Cullen in the Twilight Saga series, tells men's magazine Maxim:

"Take the best sex you've ever had in your life, multiply it by 100 and that's vampire sex."

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How would she know?


1 posted on 11/30/2009 3:57:12 AM PST by Perdogg
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To: Perdogg

Idjits know evereything.


2 posted on 11/30/2009 3:58:54 AM PST by cripplecreek (Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
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To: Perdogg

Why does the bathroom scene from Clerks come to mind?


3 posted on 11/30/2009 3:59:45 AM PST by pnh102 (Regarding liberalism, always attribute to malice what you think can be explained by stupidity. - Me)
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To: al baby; Artemis Webb; Extremely Extreme Extremist; lainie; lewisglad; PennsylvaniaMom; ...

4 posted on 11/30/2009 4:00:25 AM PST by Perdogg (Sarah Palin-Jim DeMint 2012 - Liz Cheney for Sec of State - Duncan Hunter SecDef)
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To: cripplecreek

..was gonna say that sucks

5 posted on 11/30/2009 4:01:21 AM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Dr. Scarpetta; xsmommy

twilight ping


6 posted on 11/30/2009 4:02:36 AM PST by Perdogg (Sarah Palin-Jim DeMint 2012 - Liz Cheney for Sec of State - Duncan Hunter SecDef)
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To: Perdogg

They’ll say anything to get some attention.


7 posted on 11/30/2009 4:05:55 AM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: pnh102

I guess that was sex with the undead...in a sense...


8 posted on 11/30/2009 4:06:32 AM PST by thecabal (Destroy Progressivism)
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To: Perdogg
Vampire sex might be the greatest (100X greater than any other)...but, afterwards, once bitten, one's soul dwells eternally among the rotting corpses of the Devil's children.

Geeee...what to do?

9 posted on 11/30/2009 4:07:24 AM PST by SonOfDarkSkies
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To: Perdogg

these vampire movies make no sense....

I don’t see how the movie watching populace can suspend reality for this crap.


10 posted on 11/30/2009 4:08:06 AM PST by Vaquero ("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein))
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To: Perdogg

Yes, yes, Ash, but what inquiring men really want to know is...do vampire girls have teeth down there?


11 posted on 11/30/2009 4:08:29 AM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: thecabal

Actually, she means sex after you get married because marriage is like a vampire. It sucks all the life outta ya! :P


12 posted on 11/30/2009 4:09:07 AM PST by MAD-AS-HELL (Hope and Change. Rhetoric embraced by the Insane - Obama, The Chump in Charge)
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To: MAD-AS-HELL
She can't possibly mean that, she said...we'll never mind. (:

Another thought, have we just gotten to the point where we can't tell reality from fantasy anymore? Why is this news? Vampires are not real. Therefore, she's never had vampire sex. No one will.

13 posted on 11/30/2009 4:11:34 AM PST by riri (http://rationaljingo.blogspot.com/)
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To: Perdogg

Why is she wearing her grandmothers control-top brassiere?


14 posted on 11/30/2009 4:12:04 AM PST by jimtorr
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To: jimtorr

Does vampire sex involve a bunch of band-aids afterwards?

Or what?


15 posted on 11/30/2009 4:14:46 AM PST by txhurl
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To: thecabal
Or a ex-wife.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

16 posted on 11/30/2009 4:15:48 AM PST by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: riri

Those were my thoughts as well.


17 posted on 11/30/2009 4:17:01 AM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Sarah Palin - For such a time as this)
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To: Perdogg; Bender2

Pfft...I heard it sucks


18 posted on 11/30/2009 4:23:39 AM PST by big'ol_freeper ("Anyone pushing Romney must love socialism...Piss on Romney and his enablers!!" ~ Jim Robinson)
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To: Perdogg

Well dang it then, JUST BITE ME.


19 posted on 11/30/2009 4:24:59 AM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Sarah Palin - For such a time as this)
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To: Perdogg

There has never been a shortage of trashy little bimbos in Hollywood.


20 posted on 11/30/2009 4:25:06 AM PST by Willie Green (Go Pat Go!!!)
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To: driftdiver; Perdogg

>>>They’ll say anything to get some attention.

You could say she has a stake in vampires.

This is just business. She makes a lot of money from people watching her movies about the undead. This sort of talk is free advertising for the film.


21 posted on 11/30/2009 4:29:27 AM PST by tlb
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To: Perdogg
"Take the best sex you've ever had in your life, imagine *out* everything you didn't like, imagine *in* everything you wish could happen, multiply it by 100 and that's vampire sex fiction."

It's also the premise of romance fiction in general, although many novels and readers emphasize the romance rather than sex.

22 posted on 11/30/2009 4:30:38 AM PST by Tax-chick (Don't worry - the king cobra will save you!)
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To: Vaquero

The relevant movie-watching populace is 14-year-old girls. Their connection to reality is tenuous to start with.


23 posted on 11/30/2009 4:31:54 AM PST by Tax-chick (Don't worry - the king cobra will save you!)
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To: LonePalm
ex-wife.

Disgusting if not downright creepy!;-)

24 posted on 11/30/2009 4:34:57 AM PST by SonOfDarkSkies
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To: Perdogg

Is it really? Considering their bodies are at room temperature, it seems like you’d be having sex with an animated corpse.


25 posted on 11/30/2009 4:35:14 AM PST by Malsua
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To: Perdogg
She just might know.....
26 posted on 11/30/2009 4:35:30 AM PST by wolfcreek (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsd7DGqVSIc)
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To: Perdogg

The Vampire cable show I was into True Blood (seasons over) the one young woman that became a vampire had a sexual relationship with a non Vampire (and they fell in love).

She was a virgin and a vampire so everytime they had sex she returned to her original virgin state.

She was bummed because she knew she could never get preggers since she would eternally be a virgin vampire.

And I was thinking that with the pain of the first time who would want to repeat it everytime they had sex for eternity?

Is this true in all Vampire written stories or just in the True Blood series.


27 posted on 11/30/2009 4:39:25 AM PST by Global2010 (Strange We Can Believe In)
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To: cripplecreek

Maybe she can shed some light on Zombie sex?


28 posted on 11/30/2009 4:41:01 AM PST by rbg81 (DRAIN THE SWAMP!!)
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To: riri

let’s also remember that this is a hollyweird actress. These people, by default, are divorced from reality and in their own twisted world. It’s why so many are so screwed up in the head.


29 posted on 11/30/2009 4:42:50 AM PST by MAD-AS-HELL (Hope and Change. Rhetoric embraced by the Insane - Obama, The Chump in Charge)
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To: Vaquero

These Twilight movies were the reason I quit my job. Let me explain. There had been a dramatic shift in staff in my dept. I was the last of the older employees. The new batch of people were late 30’s to late 40’s. When the Twilight books came out that was all these air heads talked about all day, just like teenagers. I thought my head was going to explode and decided before it did, it was time to move on.
Luckily none of these people were interested enough in politics to vote.


30 posted on 11/30/2009 4:44:03 AM PST by heylady
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To: Perdogg; Squantos; Larry Lucido; wardaddy

I she had Jasmine Black’s breasts, I’d listen to her...


31 posted on 11/30/2009 4:45:04 AM PST by sit-rep
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To: rbg81
Maybe she can shed some light on Zombie sex?

Teresa Heinz Kerry may be a better person to ask regarding that subject...

32 posted on 11/30/2009 4:46:19 AM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Sarah Palin - For such a time as this)
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To: Perdogg

I don’t see any marks on her neck. She lies!


33 posted on 11/30/2009 4:50:23 AM PST by calex59
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To: Perdogg

Stop! In the name of love
Before you break my heart.

34 posted on 11/30/2009 5:01:07 AM PST by P.O.E. (- End road work.)
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To: Perdogg

So, a love affair with a minion of Satan does not seem to be a drawback for these gals? Wow, and I thought I knew what desperation looked like beofre.....


35 posted on 11/30/2009 5:12:55 AM PST by StraightShooter69 (I hope I have some change left after Obama is done!)
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To: StraightShooter69
"So, a love affair with a minion of Satan does not seem to be a drawback for these gals?"

Ye 'Ol Prince O'Darkness has the best music and now rumors of the best sex. Not looking good for the good guys [at least in the here and now].
36 posted on 11/30/2009 5:31:24 AM PST by j_k_l
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To: Vaquero

“I don’t see how the movie watching populace can suspend reality for this crap.”

The entire American public has suspended reality for DECADES. For example, the present “administration” is a complete con, guys like Glenn Beck still hold way back, they can’t bring themselves to tell the truth because America can’t even comprehend the truth.


37 posted on 11/30/2009 5:36:26 AM PST by politicianslie
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To: Perdogg

Why is Twilight popular exactly?


38 posted on 11/30/2009 5:36:34 AM PST by Sofia
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To: P.O.E.

I believe, in this context, that line should be: “Before you STAKE my heart”...


39 posted on 11/30/2009 5:41:45 AM PST by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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To: PzLdr

Segue to “Peg O’ My Heart”


40 posted on 11/30/2009 5:50:12 AM PST by P.O.E. (- End road work.)
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To: Vaquero
I don’t see how the movie watching populace can suspend reality for this crap.

You mean the same movie watching populace that convinced themselves Tom Cruise is a credible fighter pilot and super spy?

41 posted on 11/30/2009 5:54:40 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
You mean the same movie watching populace that convinced themselves Tom Cruise is a credible fighter pilot and super spy?

I guess....

but there ARE fighter pilots and there ARE spies...super or otherwise...

There is also possibilities for future science advances to make palpable fiction out of it.

but there are NO vampires...

42 posted on 11/30/2009 6:02:20 AM PST by Vaquero ("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein))
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To: Vaquero
"I don’t see how the movie watching populace can suspend reality for this crap."

They've been doing it for quite some time...


43 posted on 11/30/2009 6:07:05 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: RichInOC

“...do vampire girls have teeth down there?”

...with gums like that, who would ?

Sorry.


44 posted on 11/30/2009 6:09:54 AM PST by PLMerite (Ride to the sound of the Guns - I'll probably need help.)
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To: Joe 6-pack
That's true. Bram Stoker's Dracula had some pretty steamy stuff in it, for the time. Of course, it's too lame for our non-literate public school population today. That said, the actress' quote is so completely inane as to wonder, "How does she know?" An earlier poster brought up the point that vampires are not real. Just how far have we drifted when the viewing audience needs this reminder?
45 posted on 11/30/2009 6:12:41 AM PST by AD from SpringBay (We deserve the government we allow.)
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To: Vaquero

Yeah when there are movies like Wanted that are really real!


46 posted on 11/30/2009 6:15:57 AM PST by clodkicker
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To: Perdogg

wow, that’s really profound. let me write that down ... /sarc


47 posted on 11/30/2009 6:21:05 AM PST by webschooner
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To: Global2010

There is wide variation in the habits and function of fictional vampires, being as how they’re made up.

Anoreth got about three chapters into the first “Twilight” book and said, “UNNNGH! It’s worse than that Barbara Cartland book I read when I had the flu and there was nothing else in the room!”


48 posted on 11/30/2009 6:28:48 AM PST by Tax-chick (Don't worry - the king cobra will save you!)
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To: sit-rep

I saw her on the cover of one of my wife’s fashion mags this month....she’s alright.

not a top ringer but cute


49 posted on 11/30/2009 6:53:33 AM PST by wardaddy (Angel Flight by Radney Foster on GAC, if you don't tear up then you must be mighty cold)
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To: wardaddy

That’s why I like her. She reminds me of a young lady I used to know when I was in college years ago.


50 posted on 11/30/2009 6:58:41 AM PST by Perdogg (Sarah Palin-Jim DeMint 2012 - Liz Cheney for Sec of State - Duncan Hunter SecDef)
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