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Elf-Destructive Behavior: Mall Evacuated After Bad Elf Bomb Threat
CBSAtlanta.com ^
| 2009.1203
| Tony McNary
Posted on 12/03/2009 7:25:18 AM PST by davidlachnicht
MORROW, Ga. -- A bad elf is going to be on Santa's naughty list. Morrow police and mall security cleared out Southlake Mall after they said a man dressed like an elf told Santa he had a bomb.
Police say 45-year-old William C. Caldwell III got in line at Southlake Mall Wednesday evening to have his picture taken with Santa.
"He (Caldwell) stood in line with kids and told Santa he wanted like a picture taken with him, at that point he told Santa he had dynamite in his bag," said Morrow police Capt. James Callaway.
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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: christmas; napl; santa; terrorism
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n/c
To: davidlachnicht
elf=Environmental Liberation Front? Just wondering.
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posted on
12/03/2009 7:27:08 AM PST
by
gimme1ibertee
("In a time of universal deceit,telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act"-George Orwell)
To: davidlachnicht
Hydrogen bombs, atom bombs, and now elf bombs!
What will we think of next?
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posted on
12/03/2009 7:27:26 AM PST
by
OneWingedShark
(Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
To: davidlachnicht
Aside from the seriousness, the comments were fun reading.
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posted on
12/03/2009 7:29:06 AM PST
by
bgill
(The framers of the US Constitution established an entire federal government in 18 pages.)
To: davidlachnicht
Here's the guy's mug shot
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posted on
12/03/2009 7:29:44 AM PST
by
Bad~Rodeo
(Defensor Fortis)
To: davidlachnicht
Bad elf this!
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posted on
12/03/2009 7:32:15 AM PST
by
Dahoser
(The missus and I joined the NRA. Who says Obama can't inspire conservatives?)
To: davidlachnicht
Williams said she was watching when police arrested Caldwell. "I heard the police yelling and then the next thing I know, I saw them throwing a man on the ground and he had on an elf suit," said Williams.
Williams said it happened right in front of her job and this particular elf was not with the mall's Santa and his crew.
"He was just dressed up, he had a trench coat on -- on top of everything," said Williams.
There seems to be quite a bit wrong with this particular little Santa's Helper...
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posted on
12/03/2009 7:32:22 AM PST
by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality.)
To: davidlachnicht
How did he get ‘off of the Shelf’?
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posted on
12/03/2009 7:35:19 AM PST
by
davidlachnicht
("IF WE ARE ALL TO BE TARGETS, THEN WE ALL MUST BE SOLDIERS.")
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
12/03/2009 7:38:01 AM PST
by
KoRn
(Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
To: gimme1ibertee
elf=Environmental Liberation Front? Just wondering. ELF = Extra Low Frequency (aka, Sanguine, Seafarer). A communications project the Navy was working on years ago. Hard to tell what they may have turned it into since then...
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posted on
12/03/2009 7:47:34 AM PST
by
Dixie Yooper
(Ephesians 6:11)
To: OneWingedShark
Who was filming how they evacuate a mall, inside and outside?
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posted on
12/03/2009 8:13:50 AM PST
by
Freddd
(CNN is not credible.)
To: KoRn; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
He needs to cut back on the elf-abuse.
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posted on
12/03/2009 8:50:49 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(Jew, conservative, and proud supporter of Israel.)
To: Bad~Rodeo
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posted on
12/03/2009 9:00:07 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Question authority!Who is the University of East Anglia to drive the 'Global Climate Change' agenda?)
To: Bad~Rodeo
Whoa, Dude, check out his eyes!!
Wonder what drug did that!
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posted on
12/03/2009 9:13:21 AM PST
by
KosmicKitty
(WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
To: KosmicKitty
LOL~, I thought the pic had been altered, but no.. L~
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posted on
12/03/2009 9:19:14 AM PST
by
Bad~Rodeo
(Defensor Fortis)
To: a fool in paradise
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posted on
12/03/2009 9:20:50 AM PST
by
Bad~Rodeo
(Defensor Fortis)
To: davidlachnicht
Paul Blart to the rescue!
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posted on
12/03/2009 9:23:27 AM PST
by
dfwgator
To: Bad~Rodeo
lol
Thinks drugs were involved?
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posted on
12/03/2009 9:53:50 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(http://www.williamsfortexas.com/)
To: davidlachnicht
"You're an angry elf!"
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posted on
12/03/2009 10:05:51 AM PST
by
GQuagmire
( Driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ)
To: davidlachnicht
I hate when people drop the elf-bomb.
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