Tiger Woods The Porn Movie

Daily Mirror UK) ^ | 12/17/09 | Tom McTague

[marshmallow]

A porn flick of Tiger Wood’s X-rated escapades will be released in January, heaping yet more embarrassment on the golf superstar.

An adult film company made the tongue-in-cheek film – called Tiger’s Wood – with roles for jilted wife Elin Nordegren, celebrity lawyer Gloria Allred and alleged mistresses Rachel Uchitel and Jaimee Grubbs.

Self-proclaimed “A-list porn star” Tyler Knight plays Tiger .............

[ozark hilljilly]

Lots’o’ wood puns...then why is the guy shown with a putter?

[xenob]

How did he think having an affair with about a dozen woman would end?!

[N. Theknow]

Lots’o’ wood puns...then why is the guy shown with a putter?

Looks more like a wedge than a putter.

[ozark hilljilly]

Could be, I ain’t too hip on all the accoutrements of the sport. Looked puttery to me. Be could be wedgie. ; )

[rovenstinez]

Shameful day for America, for Golf, for the poor wife. I hope he goes into deep depression. He has it coming.

[supremedoctrine]

Well they’d better hurry up with the release while the story is still timely.
Sometimes porn films wind up taking YEARS to make.

[skeptoid]

You said it!

The lack of good screenwriting makes it hard for the actors.

[grobdriver]

I don’t even want to imagine all the things they’re going to do with a nine-iron... (think Clinton and cigars).

[Crapgame]

Not guilty on the left!!

ooops...wrong thread...

[supremedoctrine]

Yep. and the Tiger Woods story is almost too readymade for porn innuendo, and double entendres. “Wood” already figures into numerous porn stud’s first and last names-—don’t ask me how I know. I’m surprised it wasn’t Tiger who made it onto the cover of PEOPLE MAGAZINE’S ‘Sexiest man alive” issue, and not that pretender Johnny Depp.

[aimhigh]

Four more chicks and the title can be changed to “Tiger’s 18 holes”. Tiger is still thinking, “. . but Bill Clinton and Jesse Jackson made it look so easy . .”

[thefactor]

I think you would need 5 more chicks to call it 18 holes.

[Slings and Arrows]

Lots’o’ wood puns...then why is the guy shown with a putter?

Because he's working on his putz.

[paulycy]

[GnuHere]

Will he sue them for that to try to stop or delay it?

[skeptoid]

. . . and the Tiger Woods story is almost too readymade for porn innuendo . . .

And that is why I wonder if the poor scripts 'make it hard' for some actors.

[BJClinton]

How did he think having an affair with about a dozen woman would end?!

I am confident he was not thinking with the correct head to figure that out.

[socal_parrot]

busty blonde adult star Kayden Kross

What is it with pornstars and alliteration with names?

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

"I think you would need 5 more chicks to call it 18 holes."

Not if one... well, I dare not complete the thought, this is a family-friendly forum. But, you know.