Albert the Green Nosed Reindeer

[Halfmanhalfamazing]

Albert the Green Nosed Reindeer, had a growing bank account

And if you ever saw it, you would even wonder how

All of the other watermelons, used to scheme in smoke filled rooms

But now because of Albert, they will gain control of you

Then one smoky kwanzaa eve, Barack came to say

Albert with your friends on high, won't you skew the truth tonight

Then all the watermelons loved him, as they shouted out with glee

Albert the green nosed reindeer, you'll go down in infamy!

[Halfmanhalfamazing]

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_122109/content/01125101.guest.html

Rush made the comment, I decided it needed a song. :-)

[Army Air Corps]

Good one.

[GeronL]

lol!!

or

hohoho

[Robert A Cook PE]

Albort was a brown-nosed reindeer after Rudolph stopped the sleigh too quickly on one foggy Christmas night.....

[StACase]

Good idea!

Needs work.