Jesus image appears on banana peel

dailytelegraph.com.au ^ | Dec.22, 2009

[Free ThinkerNY]

SITTING down for an after lunch snack turned into a brush with all things holy when Lisa Swinton saw the face of Jesus on her banana peel.

‘‘I was like ‘Oh my God! It’s Jesus on a banana!’’

‘‘I got it out of the fruit bowl and was about to peel it and eat it when I saw his face,’’ she told The Daily Telegraph.

The impact of seeing Christ pressed into the banana did not stop the 39-year-old of Haberfield from still eating the fruit and depositing the holy peel.

‘‘I put some photos up on Facebook – one of my friends said it looked like a monkey.’’

[BunnySlippers]

It’s a miracle! :)

[Habibi]

I was hoping to make it all the way through 2009 without hearing this.

[Dr. Sivana]

Actually, I think that’s Cornelius on “Planet of the Apes.”

[robomatik]

it’s wilson!

[dfwgator]

Looks more like Ozzy Osbourne to me.

[jessduntno]

I don’t understand why one of these hasn’t yet shown up on a crutch...

[pollywog]

I was thinking Michael Jackson with a beard!

[Tijeras_Slim]

I’m thinking Carmen Miranda.

[robomatik]

it’s wilson (from the movie, “castaway).

[dfwgator]

I was thinking Michael Jackson with a beard!

Funny, I didn't see Lisa Marie Presley in there. ;)

[BunnySlippers]

[LibFreeOrDie]

It's the Geico caveman!

[ConservativeMind]

Has the Catholic church looked into this “Holy Banana” yet?

[Man50D]

Who says he doesn’t have a sense of humor?

[nuconvert]

It’s uncle Pete!

[manic4organic]

Looks like the ObamaJoker. We’re doomed!

[Roscoe Karns]

lol

[JoeProBono]

[Tijeras_Slim]

Thanks Roscoe, your Behind the Scenes of a Zot thread cracks me up everytime I revisit it.

[Trajan88]

Some serious under-bite jesus.

I know a good orthodontist... he's in Denton, TX (as if you didn't already know).

:-)

[John Valentine]

If a miracle image of Jesus were to appear on a banana skin, it would be more believable if the image was right side up.

Clearly, this woman must hold the banana upside down to see the “face”.

[silverleaf]

A daft cow has eaten our Lord :-(

[FreeperFlirt]

looks like barack Hussein obama to me!

[paulycy]

[csvset]

[lolhelp]

It sure is, since no one knows what he looks like!!!

[FreedomCalls]

If a miracle image of Jesus were to appear on a banana skin, it would be more believable if the image was right side up.

Clearly, this woman must hold the banana upside down to see the “face”.

Just shows Jesus knows more than you do. That is right side up for a banana. That's the way they grow on the tree -- with the stem down, just the way she's holding it.

[Roscoe Karns]

Thanks and Happy New Year to you!

[Ole Okie]

Doesn’t look much like him.

But then I’ve never seen an autographed picture of Jesus.

[KingLudd]

My mom has that same vinyl floor. I swear.

[John Valentine]

You are unquestionably correct and I expected this response from the moment of my posting. I was referring to the usual creationist position that puts the God-given “tab” at the top of the fruit as eaten.

[windcliff]

Ilove that cartoon.

[DouglasKC]

I was thinking Michael Jackson with a beard!

That's the first thing that came to my mind...

[constitutiongirl]

That’s exactly what I thought. LOL

[Vasilli22]

and thus begins the Latino migration...

[GraceG]

[constitutiongirl]

It’s usually easier to peel it from that end also. (Not the tab end).

[kaehurowing]

I saw Obama on a piece of toilet paper once.

[constitutiongirl]

Is it her in the photo? You can tell me...I can keep a secret.;)

[citizencon]

Obama image appears on Chrissy Matthews’ banana!

Some times, these “miracles” are borne out of excessive wishful thinking and delirious nocturnal fantasies...

[sportutegrl]

If a miracle image of Jesus were to appear on a banana skin, it would be more believable if the image was right side up.

Bananas grow 'upside down', so that would be upright when it was on the tree.

[seemoAR]

Darn, didn’t you know he was fair skinned and had long blond hair. Haven’t you seen all the snap shots. ;0)

If he looked like that he would have stood out like a sore thumb in the Middle East at that time in history.

[Does so]

Has the Catholic church looked into this “Holy Banana” yet?

It's lost its appeal already: I heard they don't want to start down this slippery slope.

[Doctor Don]

Looks like OBAMMY!.......he’s slippery like a banana peel!

[TruthHound]

Like...that face looks familiar.

[anymouse]

Sometimes a banana is just a banana. ;)

[VRWC For Truth]

It’s Elvis ...

[mikrofon]

I remember one Christmas morning
A winter’s light and a distant choir
And the peel of a banana and that Chiquita-brand smell
And the eyes full of tinsel and fire.