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Police: Man attacked wife with meatloaf
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Posted on 01/07/2010 10:24:57 PM PST by Chet 99

BRADENTON, Fla., Jan. 7 (UPI) -- Authorities in Florida said a man was arrested for allegedly smearing meatloaf in his wife's face while they were discussing a separation.

The Manatee County Sheriff's Office said Lance David Ziegler, 39, allegedly picked the meatloaf up off his kitchen table and smeared it into his wife's face Wednesday after she announced her intention to leave him, the Sarasota (Fla.) Herald-Tribune reported Thursday.

Deputies said they arrived at the home at about 7:45 p.m. and found the woman's face was slightly red and slathered with small amount of residual sauce.

Ziegler, who told deputies he had not hit his wife, was arrested and charged with domestic battery.


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1 posted on 01/07/2010 10:24:57 PM PST by Chet 99
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To: Chet 99
Wasn't this a Lockhorns comic strip?
2 posted on 01/07/2010 10:26:59 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: Chet 99

Ziegler, who told deputies he had not hit his wife, was arrested and charged with domestic battery.


Meatloaf is more saucy than battery.


3 posted on 01/07/2010 10:27:39 PM PST by kenth
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To: Chet 99

Like a bat out of hell she’ll be gone when the mornin comes.


4 posted on 01/07/2010 10:29:46 PM PST by mommya
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To: Chet 99

Assault with meatloaf. LOL

It reminds of an encounter I once had with meatloaf. My poor hungry family was waiting for dinner and I was making meatloaf. When it was ready to come out the oven I grabbed it out with the potholders and the pan slipped. It ended up turning completely over, dumping the meatloaf on the floor with the pan still in my hands.

I guess I’m lucky I wasn’t assulted with it.


5 posted on 01/07/2010 10:30:00 PM PST by dajeeps
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To: Chet 99

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0ns8t9iQck&feature=related
Paradise by the dashboard light ~ Meatloaf


6 posted on 01/07/2010 10:30:38 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Chet 99

Thank God they weren’t having shank steak.


7 posted on 01/07/2010 10:31:56 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Bostonian conservative, atheist prolifer)
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To: nickcarraway
Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double beatloaf, I hate meatloaf!


8 posted on 01/07/2010 10:32:32 PM PST by ironwill (III - Molon Labe)
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To: Chet 99

Why do I have the feeling that over at DU they’re more outraged at this than they were over the Christmas bombing attempt?


9 posted on 01/07/2010 10:32:58 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Bostonian conservative, atheist prolifer)
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To: Chet 99

I love a good meatloaf.... the guy should be given extra time for wasting it.


10 posted on 01/07/2010 10:34:23 PM PST by Gator113 (Obama is America's First Failed Black Pres-dent.....)
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To: Chet 99

If it was my mother in law’s meatloaf, her nose likely would have been broken by the charred brick of meat, and he’d be going to jail for using biological weapons (barely) and a deadly weapon.


11 posted on 01/07/2010 10:34:27 PM PST by kingu (Favorite Sticker: Lost hope, and Obama took my change.)
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To: Chet 99

Oh, excuse me, I’m still laughing.

LOL.

Depending on the choice of beef it could have been a soft or a hard landing.


12 posted on 01/07/2010 10:36:23 PM PST by carolina71
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To: Chet 99; Salamander; Slings and Arrows; Markos33; JoeProBono
Could not be reached for comment:


13 posted on 01/07/2010 10:37:43 PM PST by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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To: dajeeps

The ? is — did you wash it off and then serve it ?

Meatloaf - it’s this or nothin’. LOL


14 posted on 01/07/2010 10:37:59 PM PST by carolina71
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To: Chet 99

... the woman’s face was slightly red and slathered with small amount of residual sauce...sounds like she went to Taco Mac.


15 posted on 01/07/2010 10:40:17 PM PST by Sender (It's never too late to be who you could have been.)
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To: Chet 99
Lance David Ziegler, 39, allegedly picked the meatloaf up off his kitchen table and smeared it into his wife's face Wednesday after she announced her intention to leave him

What a sweet talker, I am sure that she’ll reconsider now.

16 posted on 01/07/2010 10:40:41 PM PST by Pontiac
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To: Chet 99

Student: “What about a pointed stick!”

Instructor: “SHUT UP!”


17 posted on 01/07/2010 10:43:06 PM PST by OldMissileer (Atlas, Titan, Minuteman, PK. Winners of the Cold War)
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To: Pontiac
I am sure that she’ll reconsider now.

What would possibly make you think he would want her to?

18 posted on 01/07/2010 10:46:15 PM PST by Michael.SF. (At least Hitler got the Olympics for Germany)
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To: Liberty Valance

One of the best music videos ever.


19 posted on 01/07/2010 10:48:09 PM PST by Electric Graffiti (Well, we didn't get dressed up for nothin')
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To: Slings and Arrows; Markos33; Salamander
Talking about a separation? I wonder if she then took off like a.....


20 posted on 01/07/2010 10:48:15 PM PST by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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