Skip to comments.Activists Missing After Declaring “War on Leather” at Motorcycle Rally
Posted on 01/16/2010 3:17:47 PM PST by Dusty Road
Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters,
They picked the wrong group to protest, apparently.
If this is satire, I gotta say, bravo.
Linky no worky.
Pimping a blog?
These self-important protestors annoy me but duct taping them and putting them in a dumpster could be deadly and is just evil.
"Did you say you don't want me to wear leather?"
Oh never mind. It is satire. So this time I get to be the self righteous guy in the thread who gets caught by the satire.
Nah -- just funny.
Sort of sorry I laughed. Duct taped inside a dumster..Perfect!
Perhaps they still are...
Don't know why, but this made me smile?
Is this a joke? lol
Were they in pieces?
From the article:
"'Something just went wrong,' said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. 'Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.'"
Something just went wrong, said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.
The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats, decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats. In fact, said the organizer, motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it ergo, they should stop.
According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960s era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting youre murderers to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.
They peed on me!!! charged one activist. They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me La Trene, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!
I I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he he didnt even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, You cant prove that. Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman.
Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers farted on their heads.
< Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed surprise at the allegations.
Thats preposterous, said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee. We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome.
When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and farting on their heads, the organizer declined to comment in detail. Thats just our secret handshake, assured the organizer.
I don’t think so. A local Conservative (Russ Cassell) talk show host was talking about this story this past Monday.
Glossy news is definite satire.
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