Myrtle Beach police search for suspect in male enhancement drug theft

The Sun News ^ | 10 Feb 10 | Tonya Root

[PilotDave]

Myrtle Beach police are searching for a man who stole three boxes of male enhancement drugs from an area pharmacy, according to a police report.

An employee of CVS at 512 South Kings Highway told police that about 10 a.m. Tuesday a man came into the store and acted suspiciously as he walked through the store, police said.

The man left without purchasing anything and the employee went to where he last saw the man and found three empty boxes of Extenze each valued at $41.99 hidden behind some candy, according a police report.

[PilotDave]

My hometown involved in the crime of the century. A real crime of passion. I can even profile this one, "the perp most likely has a small willy." BTW- I was out of town and I can prove it!

[VRWCmember]

A hardened criminal no doubt. Hope he gets a stiff sentence.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Does that stuff work even a teen-weeny (sorry) bit, or are all the Extenze radio ads just an excuse to get your address for other scams?

[Joe 6-pack]

"Hope he gets a stiff sentence."

I think when they catch him, he'll be hung.

[PilotDave]

“Does that stuff work even a teen-weeny (sorry) bit”

I’m offended you would even ask me!

[Sir Clancelot]

Is Governor Mark Sanford planning any trips to South America for Valentine’s Day?

[Celtic Conservative]

A photo of the suspect has just been released by police:

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[TruthWillWin]

Bob?

[Kansas58]

What a DiC@ head!

[70th Division]

What a jerk off! LOL

[ricks_place]

[Leo Farnsworth]

Perhaps he'll get off...

[Kansas58]

Ok, they catch the guy, and he is sitting in jail, with the other perps, on a bench.

What are you in for?

“car theft”
“domestic violence”
“Pot”

Then, at the end of the bench, in a high pitched voice:

“I wanted a bigger weenie”!

Who is the likely target of jail/prison rape?

LOL

[SJSAMPLE]

Wait a few weeks.
He should be easy to spot.

[70th Division]

Alice’s Resturant RELIVED! Beautiful! LOL

[Pearls Before Swine]

I’m offended you would even ask me!

I'm asking the FR populace "at large," not you individually!

[njslim]

Knock on wood they will find him....

[montyspython]

Suspect last seen accosting a hot apple pie.

[GUNGAGALUNGA]

IT DOESNT WORK. NO BIGGIE.

[beckysueb]

A real hardened criminal, thats for sure.