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Woman Charged for Squirting Breast Milk at Deputy....
Fox News ^ | March 8th, 2010

Posted on 03/08/2010 11:42:24 AM PST by TaraP

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To: montyspython

hahhaha


21 posted on 03/08/2010 11:51:13 AM PST by GeronL (I Own Me (yep, boiled down to 6 letters))
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To: TaraP

There are people who will PAY to have this done to them!


22 posted on 03/08/2010 11:51:56 AM PST by howlinhound (ARE PLAN AS PRO)
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To: TaraP

When breasts attack.


23 posted on 03/08/2010 11:52:01 AM PST by montyspython ("I don't believe in 'no win' scenarios." - James T. Kirk)
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To: east1234

Breast milk can transmit HIV infection.


24 posted on 03/08/2010 11:52:13 AM PST by Judith Anne (2012 Sarah Palin/Duncan Hunter 2012)
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To: Nachum
Guilty and hungover I'd say.
25 posted on 03/08/2010 11:52:16 AM PST by east1234 (It's the borders stupid! My new environmentalist inspired tagline: cut, kill, dig and drill)
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To: evets

Damn, I thought someone had to have sex with you in order to become pregnant.


26 posted on 03/08/2010 11:54:11 AM PST by trumandogz (The Democrats are driving us to Socialism at 100 MPH -The GOP is driving us to Socialism at 97.5 MPH)
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To: TaraP

Well let’s put it this way any diease the woman carries is carried in her breast milk. It is just like spitting in someone face.


27 posted on 03/08/2010 11:58:25 AM PST by chris_bdba
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Offensive (rather than defensive) Lactation Ping


28 posted on 03/08/2010 11:58:32 AM PST by llevrok (Drink your beer, damnit. There are sober people in Africa.)
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To: Judith Anne

So?

Got any stats on breast milk to the face transmission of HIV?

Didn’t think so.


29 posted on 03/08/2010 12:02:25 PM PST by Eagle Eye (The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it is still on my list.)
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To: TaraP

Not very titillating....


30 posted on 03/08/2010 12:06:48 PM PST by Dallas
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To: TaraP

If she was intoxicated, would it taste like a White Russian?


31 posted on 03/08/2010 12:07:41 PM PST by VRWCmember
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To: Eagle Eye

When my brothers and I were young, this is how we fed the cats when milking on the farm. We (and the cats) got pretty good at it.


32 posted on 03/08/2010 12:08:57 PM PST by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: TaraP

I wonder what the deputy’s report would look on the description portion?


33 posted on 03/08/2010 12:09:14 PM PST by greatdefender (If You Want Peace.....Prepare For War)
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To: GeronL

My mammary escapes, have we seen this story before?


34 posted on 03/08/2010 12:09:36 PM PST by montyspython ("I don't believe in 'no win' scenarios." - James T. Kirk)
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To: TaraP

She was desperate; down to her last cup of milk.


35 posted on 03/08/2010 12:10:01 PM PST by Nonstatist
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To: Eagle Eye

Stat or no stat, it could transmit the disease if you have an open wound, or if it enters the eye.

Would you be willing to be a guinea pig to ascertain the risk?


36 posted on 03/08/2010 12:10:02 PM PST by James C. Bennett
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To: Eagle Eye

Anyone have any idea what caliber the stream was...Whole, 2% or non-fat?


37 posted on 03/08/2010 12:11:06 PM PST by az.b1bbomberfxr
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To: TaraP

Charged on 3 counts:
Assault with a pump-action weapon
Assault with a concealed weapon
Assault with a Green weapon
Assault with intent to spill
[This felony began on a sour note from the arresting officer:
“Don`t fire `til you see the whites of their milk!”]


38 posted on 03/08/2010 12:11:10 PM PST by bunkerhill7 (God bless)
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To: TaraP

Kentucky Woman
She gets to squirt you
She gets to assault you
Kentucky Woman

(Profuse Apologies to Neil Diamond)


39 posted on 03/08/2010 12:15:20 PM PST by rfp1234
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To: evets
CNN is now reporting this is Shepard Smith's younger sister.


40 posted on 03/08/2010 12:16:58 PM PST by dragnet2
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