Friend says Michael Jordan made Tiger Woods into a serial cheater

FoxNews.com/411 ^ | 04/01/10 | Staff

[OldDeckHand]

Apparently Tiger Woods has an alibi for his serial infidelities.

Michael Jordan made him do it!

At least that's what his former adviser is told Vanity Fair in a 14-page expose on Woods' women.

"I told him, 'Stay away from that son of a bitch [Jordan], because he doesn't have anything to offer to the f- - -ing world in which he lives except playing basketball, which he did yesterday,' " lawyer John Merchant said.

Woods did not listen, and one of the most unbelievable cheating scandals in recent memories followed.

Vanity Fair talked to (and took pictures of) several of Woods' alleged paramours, including pancake waitress Mindy Lawton.

[OldDeckHand]

Well, at least he doesn't blame Bush. I guess that's something.

[Proud_USA_Republican]

Now comes the Chewbacca defense to rebuild his image. Like Michael Jordan forced Tiger Woods to cheat on his wife. Who makes this crap up?

[bobby.223]

on another point ODH, Jordan couldn’t carry the GREAT Jerry West’s jock in my belief, college or pro and certainly not as a man.

[cherry]

they like them white vimen....

[bunkerhill7]

Friend says Michael Jordan made Tiger Woods into a Surreal Cheetah

[Popman]

Gee I do not think Jordan put a gun to Tigers head and make him cheat on his wife with a dozen whores

[Molson Labe]

[SWAMPSNIPER]

No one is to blame but Tiger!

[MrRobertPlant2009]

I was living in DC when Jordan came to town to run the Wizards. What was somewhat shocking was open he was in his never-ending quest for strange. His image was squeaky clean when he came to town, but within a few months, seemingly everyone had a story of Jordan at a bar or restaurant trying to pick up a friend of theirs.

The Chicago media must have really been protecting him.

[jaydubya2]

"The Chicago media must have really been protecting him."

I'd say so! I was a big time Bulls fan living in the Chicago area during Jordan's run, and never imagined all the strange he was picking up. It wasn't until his divorce from Juanita did all the rumors about his off court activities surface.

[MrRobertPlant2009]

Obviously, this is not a valid excuse for Tiger, but I get the impression that letting Jordan into your world is bound to have bad consequences. It seems like everything is a to-the-death competition with him. And Tiger is not exactly uncompetitive.

So, if you have MJ constantly letting you know that he was beating you” in the women department, it might trigger something. We all have that friend that our wife doesn’t like us hanging out with. Jordan seems to be that friend to the 10th power.

[advertising guy]

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