Posted on 04/08/2010 8:01:14 AM PDT by BJClinton
Well, that's their theory anyway. It ain't my gig.
Yeah I know, I was thinking “prequalified” nominee ;-)
TC, you forgot, “[kills him] or otherwise injures him [ahem] so as to remove him from the gene pool.”
If only all the criminal masterminds were as smart as he is.
Charles “Fat Chubby” Broxton.
LOL!
They’d be drafted for Zer0’s cabinet.
Good catch. Living Darwin Award nominees are rare and precious jewels (and usually have destroyed same).
In Fulton, NY once, a less than brilliant thug tried to rob one of the local grocery stores. He bought a pack of gum to trick the cashier into opening the drawer and handed her a dollar bill. Problem was, the gum was more than a dollar. But if he used his shoppers club card he could get it for under a dollar and buy it.
So he hands the girl his card, she opens the drawer, he pulls out a gun and robs her, in full view of the store security cameras with the cash register recording the sale from his store card.
The police were waiting for him at his home when he got there.
Criminals are sooooo stupid.
Funny that a guy named John-Irish would grow up in Kearney, it’s like you never left Ireland
Well Laddie, I didn’t have any say in the matter. Me people left the Ol’ Emerald Isle while I was still in Gods pocket ye see. An sure ‘n’ I’m glad they caught the boat!
lol I’m also glad my folks didn’t miss the boat circa 1904. And back then it wasn’t a banana boat
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