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The Perfect Free Republic Thread
My Mind ^ | 4/28/10 | Patrick1

Posted on 04/28/2010 8:55:21 PM PDT by Patrick1

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1 posted on 04/28/2010 8:55:22 PM PDT by Patrick1
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Only if you are the Mormon Missionary.


2 posted on 04/28/2010 8:56:48 PM PDT by blam
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IB4TZ!


3 posted on 04/28/2010 8:57:19 PM PDT by Poser (Enjoying Prime Rib for 58 Years!)
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Cute


4 posted on 04/28/2010 8:57:23 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists...Call 'em What you Will, They ALL have Fairies Living In Their Trees.)
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Where is Thailand?


5 posted on 04/28/2010 8:58:03 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Sometimes I like nuts. That's why I am here.)
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It can't be the "perfect" thread because I didn't start it.

-PJ

6 posted on 04/28/2010 8:58:41 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too ("Comprehensive" reform bills only end up as incomprehensible messes.)
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To: blam

Or if the Mormons were trying to raise money by selling cheeze (Utah Gouda) and tumbled into the street, distracted by their beebers all going off simultaneously, and fell into a huge pile of mooseturds.


7 posted on 04/28/2010 8:59:09 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Voters who thought their ship came in with 0bama are on their own Titanic.)
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It’s more fun if you just hi-jack Chet’s thread.


8 posted on 04/28/2010 8:59:12 PM PDT by shibumi (Pablo (the Wily One) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
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LOL!Smiley
9 posted on 04/28/2010 8:59:38 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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No moose? No beeber?

Shame upon you!


10 posted on 04/28/2010 9:00:37 PM PDT by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
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It’s more fun if you just hi-jack Chet’s thread. Smiley
11 posted on 04/28/2010 9:01:17 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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You forgot the part where they were all headed to Guam to rescue the poor folks who were unmercifully thrown into the ocean when the island capsized.


12 posted on 04/28/2010 9:02:06 PM PDT by mlocher (USA is a sovereign nation)
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This is HUGH and SERIES.


13 posted on 04/28/2010 9:02:14 PM PDT by ReignOfError
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What’s the name of that little pedal on those trashcans that you step on that thingie and the lid flips up, I wonder?


14 posted on 04/28/2010 9:04:06 PM PDT by Allegra (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: blam

No moose, cheese, beeber, shower, “am i logged in?”, viking kitties, “Not that **** again”, “That’s racist” kid, RINO, the list goes on and on.

Much work to do. At least poser remembered the IB4TZ!


15 posted on 04/28/2010 9:05:29 PM PDT by Gil4 (Sometimes it's not low self-esteem - it's just accurate self-assessment.)
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You left out Civil War soldiers evolving from primordial goo.


16 posted on 04/28/2010 9:06:23 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Craven spirits wear their master's collars but real men would rather feed the battlefield's vultures)
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To: ReignOfError; sionnsar; Tax-chick; neverdem; narses; secret garden; SoothingDave; CholeraJoe; ...

No, because the purfect Freeper country-western civilization thread has to have ...

trains,
Momma,
prison,
rain ...
and get to heaven in mah pickup truck.


17 posted on 04/28/2010 9:06:31 PM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

You spelled hugh wrong.


18 posted on 04/28/2010 9:07:02 PM PDT by Gil4 (Sometimes it's not low self-esteem - it's just accurate self-assessment.)
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>>What’s the name of that little pedal on those trashcans that you step on that thingie and the lid flips up, I wonder?<<

The obama?


19 posted on 04/28/2010 9:07:56 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Craven spirits wear their master's collars but real men would rather feed the battlefield's vultures)
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You might continue that a Catholic priest who looked a lot like Robert E. Lee tried to help the guy, but because he was gay he was only shooting a 9 mm and so the dog ate him.

I figure 10,000 posts on that one, five bannings, and a couple of death threats. About average.

20 posted on 04/28/2010 9:09:49 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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