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The Perfect Free Republic Thread
My Mind ^ | 4/28/10 | Patrick1

Posted on 04/28/2010 8:55:21 PM PDT by Patrick1

Okay I have found the perfect Free Republic Thread!

Top This!

A Pit Bull bites the leg of a Mormon Missionary who is campaigning door to door for Duncan Hunter 2012 and tries to defend himself against the Pit Bull with a Sarah Palin for President yard sign and stumbles into the street where he is hit by a car with a Ron Paul 2000 bumper sticker.

Then you would have the perfect Free Republic thread.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: balkans; cheese; civilwar; classicthreads; crap; crevo; dope; doublecrap; napl; palinfreeperping; sarahpalin; sionnsar; vanity
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1 posted on 04/28/2010 8:55:22 PM PDT by Patrick1
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To: Patrick1

Only if you are the Mormon Missionary.


2 posted on 04/28/2010 8:56:48 PM PDT by blam
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To: Patrick1

IB4TZ!


3 posted on 04/28/2010 8:57:19 PM PDT by Poser (Enjoying Prime Rib for 58 Years!)
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To: Patrick1

Cute


4 posted on 04/28/2010 8:57:23 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists...Call 'em What you Will, They ALL have Fairies Living In Their Trees.)
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To: Patrick1

Where is Thailand?


5 posted on 04/28/2010 8:58:03 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Sometimes I like nuts. That's why I am here.)
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To: Patrick1
It can't be the "perfect" thread because I didn't start it.

-PJ

6 posted on 04/28/2010 8:58:41 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too ("Comprehensive" reform bills only end up as incomprehensible messes.)
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To: blam

Or if the Mormons were trying to raise money by selling cheeze (Utah Gouda) and tumbled into the street, distracted by their beebers all going off simultaneously, and fell into a huge pile of mooseturds.


7 posted on 04/28/2010 8:59:09 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Voters who thought their ship came in with 0bama are on their own Titanic.)
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To: Patrick1

It’s more fun if you just hi-jack Chet’s thread.


8 posted on 04/28/2010 8:59:12 PM PDT by shibumi (Pablo (the Wily One) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
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To: Patrick1
LOL!Smiley
9 posted on 04/28/2010 8:59:38 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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No moose? No beeber?

Shame upon you!


10 posted on 04/28/2010 9:00:37 PM PDT by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
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To: shibumi
It’s more fun if you just hi-jack Chet’s thread. Smiley
11 posted on 04/28/2010 9:01:17 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: Patrick1

You forgot the part where they were all headed to Guam to rescue the poor folks who were unmercifully thrown into the ocean when the island capsized.


12 posted on 04/28/2010 9:02:06 PM PDT by mlocher (USA is a sovereign nation)
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To: Patrick1

This is HUGH and SERIES.


13 posted on 04/28/2010 9:02:14 PM PDT by ReignOfError
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What’s the name of that little pedal on those trashcans that you step on that thingie and the lid flips up, I wonder?


14 posted on 04/28/2010 9:04:06 PM PDT by Allegra (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: blam

No moose, cheese, beeber, shower, “am i logged in?”, viking kitties, “Not that **** again”, “That’s racist” kid, RINO, the list goes on and on.

Much work to do. At least poser remembered the IB4TZ!


15 posted on 04/28/2010 9:05:29 PM PDT by Gil4 (Sometimes it's not low self-esteem - it's just accurate self-assessment.)
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To: Patrick1

You left out Civil War soldiers evolving from primordial goo.


16 posted on 04/28/2010 9:06:23 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Craven spirits wear their master's collars but real men would rather feed the battlefield's vultures)
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To: ReignOfError; sionnsar; Tax-chick; neverdem; narses; secret garden; SoothingDave; CholeraJoe; ...

No, because the purfect Freeper country-western civilization thread has to have ...

trains,
Momma,
prison,
rain ...
and get to heaven in mah pickup truck.


17 posted on 04/28/2010 9:06:31 PM PDT by Robert A. Cook, PE (I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

You spelled hugh wrong.


18 posted on 04/28/2010 9:07:02 PM PDT by Gil4 (Sometimes it's not low self-esteem - it's just accurate self-assessment.)
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To: Allegra

>>What’s the name of that little pedal on those trashcans that you step on that thingie and the lid flips up, I wonder?<<

The obama?


19 posted on 04/28/2010 9:07:56 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Craven spirits wear their master's collars but real men would rather feed the battlefield's vultures)
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To: Patrick1
You might continue that a Catholic priest who looked a lot like Robert E. Lee tried to help the guy, but because he was gay he was only shooting a 9 mm and so the dog ate him.

I figure 10,000 posts on that one, five bannings, and a couple of death threats. About average.

20 posted on 04/28/2010 9:09:49 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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What no Banglist or Evo-Creavo!!! How could that be a perfect thread! LOL


21 posted on 04/28/2010 9:10:15 PM PDT by El Laton Caliente (NRA Life Member & www.Gunsnet.net Moderator)
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To: Patrick1

This is *not* the perfect Free Republics thread. You haven’t said anything at all about mama, or trains, or trucks, or prison, or gettin’ drunk. So I think you need to sit down and write another verse.


22 posted on 04/28/2010 9:12:11 PM PDT by jjsheridan5
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To: Patrick1
where he is hit by a car with a Ron Paul 2000 bumper sticker...

...after the driver became distracted when Obama's long form birth certificate blew onto his windshield.

23 posted on 04/28/2010 9:12:38 PM PDT by Drew68
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To: Patrick1


24 posted on 04/28/2010 9:13:12 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE

you didn’t say anything about Momma, prisons, trains, pick-up trucks or gettin drunk.

The song goes, I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison, so I went to the station in my pick-up truck but she got hit by a damned ole train. Or something to that affect.


25 posted on 04/28/2010 9:14:29 PM PDT by Patrick1
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To: Drew68

good point


26 posted on 04/28/2010 9:15:33 PM PDT by Patrick1
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To: Patrick1

And now, it's the perfect thread.
27 posted on 04/28/2010 9:16:10 PM PDT by Wierzbowski
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To: Patrick1

A moose bit my sister. Seriesly.

What? No beeber stuning? It’s not perfect unless SOMEONE’S beeber gets stuned!


28 posted on 04/28/2010 9:16:42 PM PDT by pillut48 ("Stand now. Stand together. Stand for what is right."-Gov.Sarah Palin, "Going Rogue" ><>)
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To: mlocher

I wonder if the island did that “Titanic” thing, where it stood vertical for awhile so all the people could slide down into the icy cold water??


29 posted on 04/28/2010 9:17:48 PM PDT by pillut48 ("Stand now. Stand together. Stand for what is right."-Gov.Sarah Palin, "Going Rogue" ><>)
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE
LOL!

You went where I was getting ready to go! GMTA!

30 posted on 04/28/2010 9:19:15 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (The only people not "boycotting" Arizona are the illegal aliens! What the hell is up with that!!?)
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To: Patrick1

This thread is worthless without pictures.


31 posted on 04/28/2010 9:20:31 PM PDT by mommya
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To: Patrick1

Only thing missing is the vanities zot button.


32 posted on 04/28/2010 9:20:45 PM PDT by PA Engineer (Liberate America from the occupation media.)
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To: Patrick1
Okay I have found the perfect Free Republic Thread!

Top This!

OK. Jus' hold m' beer for a minute.

33 posted on 04/28/2010 9:22:47 PM PDT by mlocher (USA is a sovereign nation)
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To: Patrick1

This thread will definitely hit the record for David Allen Coe references. We are at three, so far.


34 posted on 04/28/2010 9:23:04 PM PDT by jjsheridan5
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To: Patrick1

What????? No Viking Kitty???????


35 posted on 04/28/2010 9:23:42 PM PDT by Cheapskate (Play loud and carry BIG sticks!)
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To: PA Engineer
Only thing missing is the vanities zot button.

That, and Willie Green making a comment in favor of high speed rail.

36 posted on 04/28/2010 9:24:28 PM PDT by mlocher (USA is a sovereign nation)
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To: Patrick1

A Pit Bull bites the leg of a Mormon Missionary who is campaigning door to door for Duncan Hunter 2012 and tries to defend himself against the Pit Bull with a Sarah Palin for President yard sign and stumbles into the street where he is hit by a car with a Ron Paul 2000 bumper sticker.


Lazamataz, while rolling around with Megan Fox, in Chicago, accidentally sets off his under-pillow Glock, invoking the wrath of the Catholic concierge, who summons his (who knew?) Mormon socialist security guy, WHO TYPES IN ALL CAPS, God bless him, who called in sick that day to work in his garden, but some some humble Houston guy was available, who mowed down everyone in the lobby on his way up (can’t be too careful if Laz is in the picture), but got the wrong room number, and wiped out the entire feline aids society about to march the next day.


37 posted on 04/28/2010 9:27:00 PM PDT by txhurl
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You need to add updated screen shots of your Half-Life character.


38 posted on 04/28/2010 9:27:24 PM PDT by death2tyrants
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To: Patrick1

LOL


39 posted on 04/28/2010 9:28:12 PM PDT by kanawa (Is Eaker going swishy?)
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To: Patrick1
Is search broken AGAIN!? This has already been posted: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2502783/posts
40 posted on 04/28/2010 9:28:13 PM PDT by FredZarguna ("I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.")
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To: txhurl

Well done.


41 posted on 04/28/2010 9:28:41 PM PDT by Patrick1
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To: FredZarguna

“Is search broken AGAIN!? This has already been posted: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2502783/posts";

Great, now I’m stuck in an endless loop.


42 posted on 04/28/2010 9:30:02 PM PDT by jjsheridan5
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To: shibumi; Salamander; Slings and Arrows; Markos33; JoeProBono

What no hippos???


43 posted on 04/28/2010 9:30:56 PM PDT by kanawa (Is Eaker going swishy?)
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To: Patrick1

No moose?


44 posted on 04/28/2010 9:32:45 PM PDT by Politicalmom (A racist is a conservative who is winning an argument with a liberal.-FReeper Freespirited)
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To: Patrick1

You forgot to include stories about the Moro Islamic Liberation Front. Those are always fun.


45 posted on 04/28/2010 9:35:54 PM PDT by scott7278 ("...I have not changed Congress and how it operates the way I would have liked." BHO)
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To: mlocher

Yeah. ;-)


46 posted on 04/28/2010 9:38:34 PM PDT by PA Engineer (Liberate America from the occupation media.)
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To: Patrick1

Socks.

We need to mention socks.


47 posted on 04/28/2010 9:44:44 PM PDT by Allegra (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: Patrick1

All your threads are belong to me.


48 posted on 04/28/2010 9:47:15 PM PDT by Rocky (REPEAL IT!)
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To: Patrick1

And you forgot to mention that it’s Bush’s fault.


49 posted on 04/28/2010 9:51:41 PM PDT by Rocky (REPEAL IT!)
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To: jjsheridan5; FredZarguna

To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion.


50 posted on 04/28/2010 10:12:12 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I can see November from my house!")
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