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  • Google Attempted to Rig 2016 Election for Hillary Clinton, Email Chain Reveals

    09/11/2018 8:57:50 AM PDT · by JonnyFive · 15 replies
    NN ^ | 09/11/18 | Jay Greenberg
    A leaked email chain has revealed that senior executives at Google attempted to rig the 2016 US presidential election for Hillary Clinton. In the emails, a Google executive describes efforts to pay for free rides for a certain sect of the population to the polls–a get-out-the-vote for Hispanic voters operation–and how these efforts were because she thought it would help Hillary Clinton win the general election in 2016, according to Breitbart.
  • ‘OUTRAGED’ Americans Disgusted With Hyper-Politicized McCain Funeral

    09/01/2018 3:30:01 PM PDT · by markomalley · 137 replies
    Gateway Pundit ^ | 9/1/18 | Cristina Laila
    Americans were outraged Saturday after John McCain’s funeral turned into a Trump bashing session. Speaker after speaker, from Meghan McCain, to George W. Bush, to Barack Obama took turns to rip President Trump in words of anger.Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner were in attendance.They looked sad and embarrassed at the nonstop abuse.Meghan McCain took the occasion of her father’s death to slam President Trump numerous times Saturday in Washington DC.What a sad and petty woman.It’s no secret to Americans why the third most unpopular US senator is being hailed as a hero. He hated Trump.Meghan McCain spoke at her father’s funeral...
  • Tomi Lahren Can’t Remember A First Lady Criticized Like Melania Trump

    08/22/2018 10:51:40 AM PDT · by 2ndDivisionVet · 40 replies
    The Huffington Post ^ | August 22, 2018 | Nina Golgowski
    Twitter users were quick to recall the Fox News barbs targeting Michelle Obama. Commentator Tomi Lahren used an appearance on “Fox and Friends” Wednesday to declare she has “never seen a first lady be attacked like” Melania Trump has been, and that it’d be preposterous to think Fox News would have criticized former first lady Michelle Obama as vehemently. “I have never seen a first lady be attacked like this, like Melania Trump has, for the good works and the good deeds that she has done,” Lahren said, responding to a jab made on Twitter by political commentator Ana Navarro...
  • San Francisco Launches “Poop Patrol” [semi-satire]

    08/21/2018 8:21:12 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 9 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 August 2018 | John Semmens
    In another triumph of progressive politics, the City of San Francisco has announced the formation of an official “Poop Patrol” to scour the streets and remove the mounting piles of human excrement deposited by the homeless inhabitants of the community. The Patrol will start with a staff of six—one supervisor and five workers. Public works department spokeswoman Rachel Gordon said “we’re not denying the right of the homeless to carry out necessary bodily functions as they see fit. After all, the streets and sidewalks are public spaces open to all. We want the homeless to understand that this is not...
  • Q Anon: 08/11/18 "Trust The Plan"

    08/11/2018 10:01:38 PM PDT · by ransomnote · 1,814 replies
    qmap.pub ^ | 08/11/18 | FReepers, vanity
    “Trust The Plan” YouTube President Trump This Video Will Get Donald Trump Elected (The Plan) - 6 min YouTube Joe Masepoes Q - The Plan To Save The World - 13 min - popular introduction YouTube Thoughts Not Bots Who is Q - 4 min - quick overview Twitter Paul Serran What is Q? - 31 point introduction Threadreader ImperatorRex A thread on how Team Trump is preparing the normies for what is coming: major Swamp Draining. - overview Article Sundance Imagine You are Not a Politician, Yet You are Running For The Presidency - overview Threadreader Jason Wright...
  • Roomba and Dog dodo.

    07/24/2018 12:35:36 PM PDT · by Fhios · 37 replies
    7/24/18 | Vanity
    Alright, the title gives it all away but just in case, roomba is a robot vacuum that vacuums you floor every day while you're there or not. Dog dodo is dog crap, a pile of crap. Now my brother in law usually takes his dachshund's when he goes back to D.C for the work week. Since next week is going to be a short week for him he decided to leave the dogs behind at the house. Well, they're not well potty trained and he doesn't crate them. So by the time my sister gets home they've crapped all over...
  • A Snowman in our world(vanity)

    02/23/2018 4:22:49 AM PST · by CGASMIA68 · 5 replies
    email making the rounds
    Our World Today.... It’s been snowing all night. So the morning goes like this; 8:00 I made a snowman. 8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman. 8:15 So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest. 8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead. 8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 I am being called a racist because the...
  • Q drop #693:(2/7/2018)Emergency messaging sys tests more frequent past month?

    02/07/2018 8:52:14 PM PST · by ransomnote · 74 replies
    qcodefag.github.io ^ | 2/7/2018 | Q Anon
    #693 Feb 7 2018 20:19:31 Q Emergency messaging sys tests more frequent past month? Q
  • Q drops #690, #691, #692: (2/7/18) The cruelty of withholding medical cures

    02/07/2018 8:19:22 PM PST · by ransomnote · 93 replies
    qcodefag.github.io ^ | 2/7/2018 | Q Anon
    #690 Feb 7 2018 18:59:30 Q Make sure the list of resignations remains updated. Important. When does big pharma make money? Curing or containing? Cancer/AIDS/etc. Mind will be blown by chain of command. Q #691 Feb 7 2018 19:06:12 Q What if cures already exist? What about the billions (public/private/govt) provided to fund cure dev? Sheep. These people are sick! Q #692 Feb 7 2018 19:26:50 Q How many top medical researchers found dead in past 5 years? Why is this topic relevant now? Why does the US taxpayer subsidize meds for the rest of the world? Q
  • Scientists have found a way to convert human waste into a Vegemite-like food for astronauts

    01/28/2018 7:04:33 PM PST · by BenLurkin · 146 replies
    ASTRONAUTS on missions to Mars and beyond could soon survive off a “Vegemite-like” substance made from human waste. Scientists have just developed the method which uses microbes to break down solid and liquid waste. What’s left behind is a “microbial goo” that’s high in protein and fat — essential qualities for food sources needed for long space voyages. ... “Imagine if someone were to finetune our system so that you could get 85 per cent of the carbon and nitrogen back from waste into protein without having to use hydroponics or artificial light,” Professor House said. “That would be a...
  • Grammy Awards Shocker for CBS...[Fake Awards Show Goes RAP]

    11/28/2017 12:35:08 PM PST · by SoFloFreeper · 47 replies
    Showbiz411 ^ | 11/28/17 | Roger Friedman
    The Grammys in New York took a weird turn this morning as the nominations were a shocker: Ed Sheeran’s best selling “Divide” did not get an Album of the Year nod, neither did albums by Lady Gaga or Kesha. Instead, the Grammys went mostly for R&B and rap: Jay Z, Bruno Mars, Kendrick Lamar and Childish Gambino.... ...all the acts they want on the show– the white pop acts– have been relegated to the Pop Vocal category... How the Grammys became the R&B/Hip Hop Awards will be the subject of much discussion at Black Rock today. Their traditional country nominee...
  • HILLARY CLINTON FINALLY TO BE TRIED AND SENTENCED AS FEARLESS JUDGE ORDERS FOR HER ARREST(YOUTUBE)

    11/07/2017 5:28:53 AM PST · by Ernest_at_the_Beach · 13 replies
    youtu.be (Foxnews ) ^ | Published on Oct 29, 2017 | Jeanine Pirro by wikileaks tv
    Powerful statements by Judge Jeanine on her weekend Foxnews Program. Hillary is still running loose ...
  • Snoop Dogg in the house! Rapper to perform at Make A Wish afterparty

    11/06/2017 6:41:13 AM PST · by SoFloFreeper · 12 replies
    Miami.com ^ | 10/4/17 | Madeleine Marr
    Surprise! Guess who’s coming to a major social event this year? It’s everyone’s favorite weed smoking, Martha Stewart loving rapper Snoop Dogg. ....will be performing Nov. 4 at the 23rd annual theInterContinental Miami Make-A-Wish Nightclub presented by E11EVEN – the official afterparty destination.
  • Dear Mr President, GIVE UP!!

    11/03/2017 10:27:45 AM PDT · by eyeamok · 27 replies
    vanity | 11/3/17 | self
    Mr President, enough is enough, we have heard from FDBI Director Comey, AG Lynch, President Obama, Mr Mueller, Mr Rosenstein, Mrs Clinton, almost the entire Democrat Party, Most of the Leadership of the Republican Party, the Entire Main Stream Media, ALL OF THEM swear up and down that regarding Hillary's emails and the Uranium One deal that It has ALL been Debunked and previously investigated. There is Nothing There, everybody you are asking to investigate these allegations have ALL declared that NO Crimes were committed, Nothing shady happened, there were NO Nefarious deals, Nothing. Everything is on the up and...
  • Lee Harvey Oswald Was CIA [hoax]

    10/28/2017 10:22:50 PM PDT · by Enlightened1 · 68 replies
    Twitter ^ | 10/26/17
    "Oswald subject was trained, under cover of the office of Naval Intelligence, for Soviet assignments." #JFKFiles transforms another conspiracy theory to fact. #CIA trained #LeeHarveyOswald in 1957. Source: #4chan's [pol/ of course. Once again, #DJT keeps another promise    
  • Eminem Lashes Out at Trump With Freestyle Rap Video

    10/11/2017 6:29:32 PM PDT · by GuavaCheesePuff · 92 replies
    The New York Times ^ | October 11, 2017 | Des Shoe and Joe Coscarelli
    The rapper Eminem struck out at President Trump in a video that played at the BET Hip Hop Awards on Tuesday, accusing the president of racism, hypocrisy, disrespect of military veterans and more in almost five minutes of furious freestyle rap. He also excoriated Mr. Trump for his responses to the recent violence in Charlottesville, Va., the devastation in Puerto Rico from Hurricane Maria and the mass shooting in Las Vegas. The video, titled “The Storm,” was filmed in Detroit as part of the BET Hip Hop Awards’ traditional cyphers, in which rappers typically aim to deliver showy verses in...
  • Movies you're going to want to see in 2018 [Junk]

    09/06/2017 6:31:00 PM PDT · by Fhios · 14 replies
    zergnet ^ | 9/2017 | unk
    Hollywood thought they had a bad year? Wait until next year. My movie going has dropped from 1 or 2 times a month to 2-3 times a year, and I haven't even started boycotting for the rampant communism being pushed by Hollywood elites.
  • Nobody owes you anything

    09/04/2017 12:37:16 PM PDT · by sodpoodle · 18 replies
    from a friendly email | 9/4/2017 | unknown
    "Nobody Owes You Anything" – Author Unknown Wow -- whoever wrote this piece was clearly on a roll! "Nobody owes you anything. In this life we get nothing except through effort and hard work." I have BREAKING NEWS for all those that want to erase American history during the day or in the dead of night: If you take down every statue on the continent, slavery and the American Civil War will still have happened. If you have minimum wage skills now, taking downstatues won't change that. If you're up to your ass in college loan debt, taking downstatues won't...
  • Republicans Attack Planned Parenthood for the Wrong Reason

    09/03/2017 6:07:31 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 19 replies
    Townhall.com ^ | September 3, 2017 | Bruce Bialosky
    The Republican Party has clashed with Planned Parenthood (PP) on a level that would equal any MMA death match. Republicans argue against funding PP because the organization is the principal source for abortions in the country and it is against the law to use federal funds for the procedure. PP argues it provides a multitude of services to 2.5 million different women and the money is used for services other than abortion. The Republicans miss the best reason to argue against funding PP. If you go to the PP website, you will see that the services they speak to are...
  • Mega earthquake 'could strike in mid Atlantic within TWO days' warns researcher

    08/30/2017 8:47:37 AM PDT · by 11th_VA · 109 replies
    Express ^ | Aug 30, 2017 | By Jon Austin
    A POWERFUL earthquake could strike the planet by FRIDAY because of planetary alignments, a self-styled tremor forecaster has warned. New age earthquake researcher Frank Hoogerbeets warned a major magnitude 7 quake could strike within two days. (snip) His latest video warning, also available on YouTube, said we entered a "critical period" on Monday this week, which will continue until Friday. He told Express.co.uk: "From August 28 to September 1 will be critical because of two planetary alignments, one of which is Jupiter-Mercury-Uranus. "In July the same planets aligned and a magnitude 7.7 earthquake was triggered within three days." Mr Hoogerbeets...