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1 posted on 05/07/2010 5:44:06 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

IBTP Again!! WooHoo!!!!!

2 posted on 05/07/2010 5:44:18 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)

3 posted on 05/07/2010 5:45:36 AM PDT by Pan_Yan (The Constitution. How quaint.)

To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...

ON TO FRIDAY SILLINESS

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Happy Mothers Day my FReeper FRiends!!!

The Most CLASSIC Mothers Day video - EVER!

4 posted on 05/07/2010 5:46:51 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (I'll just say the 2nd amendment to the Constitution is there for a reason!)

5 posted on 05/07/2010 5:48:57 AM PDT by Dacula (Critical thinking Conservative American who believes in our Constitution.)

6 posted on 05/07/2010 5:50:39 AM PDT by Bean Counter (We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office -- Aesop)

7 posted on 05/07/2010 5:51:58 AM PDT by CPOSharky (What outrage will the administration foist upon We the People that will be the last straw?)

top ten two weeks in a row
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8 posted on 05/07/2010 5:52:13 AM PDT by acad1228 (Palin/Watts in 2012!!!)

To: Bean Counter

9 posted on 05/07/2010 5:52:14 AM PDT by samiam1972 ("It is a poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish."-Mother Teresa)

10 posted on 05/07/2010 5:52:50 AM PDT by starlifter (Sapor Amo Pullus)

11 posted on 05/07/2010 5:53:40 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for my army hero grandson, and for the intrepid CG explorer!)

12 posted on 05/07/2010 5:57:05 AM PDT by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)

You Know You've Turned Into a Mom When...

You automatically double-knot everything you tie.

You find yourself humming the Barney song as you do the dishes.

You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth. However, your children are at school!

You actually start to like the smell of strained carrots mixed with applesauce.

You weep through the scene in Dumbo when his mom is taken away, not to mention what Bambi does to you.

You get soooo into crafts you contemplate writing a book called 101 Fun Crafts to do with Dryer Lint and Eggshells.

You spend a half hour searching for your sunglasses only to have your teenager say, "Mom, why don't you wear the ones you pushed up on your head?"

You are out for a nice romantic meal with your husband, enjoying some real adult conversation, when suddenly you realize that you've reached over and started to cut up his steak!

13 posted on 05/07/2010 5:57:27 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)

thank you! I love Friday Silliness, you rock for posting it!

14 posted on 05/07/2010 5:58:24 AM PDT by holly go-rightly

Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby. Here, some of the ways having a second and third child differs from having your first:

Your Clothes -

1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.

2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.

3rd baby: Your maternity clothes are your regular clothes.

The Baby's Name -

1st baby: You pore over baby-name books and practice pronouncing and writing combinations of all your favorites.

2nd baby: Someone has to name their kid after your great-aunt Mavis, right? It might as well be you.

3rd baby: You open a name book, close your eyes, and see where your finger falls. Bimaldo? Perfect!

Preparing for the Birth -

1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.

2nd baby: You don't bother practicing because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing.

3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your 8th month.

The Layette -

1st baby: You prewash your newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.

2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.

3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?

Worries -

1st baby: At the first sign of distress - a whimper, a frown - you pick up the baby.

2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.

3rd baby: You teach your 3-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.

Activities -

1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and Baby Story Hour.

2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.

3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.

Going Out -

1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home 5 times.

2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.

3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.

At Home -

1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.

2nd baby: You spend a bit of every day watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.

3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.

15 posted on 05/07/2010 5:58:42 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)

16 posted on 05/07/2010 5:59:09 AM PDT by Daffynition ( Someday we'll know why love can't move a mountain.)

17 posted on 05/07/2010 6:03:19 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)

Who is a better mother?

mother otter with baby

mother polar bear with cubs

mother elephant with baby

mother tiger with cub

mother dolphin with baby

mother gorilla with baby

mother polar bear with cub

mother holding baby upside down by leg

18 posted on 05/07/2010 6:03:21 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)

That is the funniest Mother’s Day clip I’ve ever seen, moreso because it is so true!

Happy Mother’s Day!!

19 posted on 05/07/2010 6:05:37 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for my army hero grandson, and for the intrepid CG explorer!)

20 posted on 05/07/2010 6:05:41 AM PDT by gnickgnack2 (QUESTION obama's AUTHORITY)

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