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1 posted on 05/26/2010 7:34:33 AM PDT by MissTed
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To: MissTed

Ammonia is a lot cheaper and more effective.


2 posted on 05/26/2010 7:36:00 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: MissTed

What’s next; 100 proof enemas?


3 posted on 05/26/2010 7:36:50 AM PDT by csmusaret (Remember, half the people in this country are below average)
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To: MissTed

I guess we have a new pool of candidates for the Darwin Award....


4 posted on 05/26/2010 7:39:54 AM PDT by mrmeyer ("When brute force is on the march, compromise is the red carpet." Ayn Rand)
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To: MissTed
Haven't read any articles about senior citizens doing this.

On the average, on the whole, for the most part teens are idiots. It's amazing that as many of them make it to adulthood as they do.

5 posted on 05/26/2010 7:42:38 AM PDT by brewcrew
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To: MissTed

One night a man decides to visit his local bar. He takes a seat and orders a beer. After polishing off his beer, he beckons the bartender over and says, “Betcha $20 I can bite my eye.”

The bartender scoffs and accepts. The man then calmly removes his false eye and bites it. The bartender grudgingly forks over a twenty.

Later that night, after a few more beers, the man wanders back to the bar and says rather drunkenly, “Hey barkeep, betcha another $20 I can bite my other eye.”

Wanting to win back his money and seriously doubtful that the man has two false eyes, the bartender accepts. The man calmly removes his false teeth and bites his other eye. Scowling, the bartender hands over another twenty. The man leaves and wanders around the bar as he drinks a few more beers.

He strolls back over to the bar, leaning on it, again and calls the bartender, “Hey, barkeep,” he burbles, “I’ll give you a chance to win yer money back plus. Betcha $100 if you put a shot glass on that end of the bar, and I stood on this end, I could pee into it and not spill a drop.”

The bartender eagerly accepts, knowing the feat to be impossible. The man wobbly climbs atop the bar, zips down his fly and promptly urinates all over the bar. He zips up, sits down, slaps the $100 on the bar and laughs uproarously.

“What’s so funny?” says the barkeep. “You just lost everything you won and more!”

Well,” giggles the man, “I just bet those guys over there $200 that I could pee all over your bar and you wouldn’t get angry.”


7 posted on 05/26/2010 7:46:22 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: MissTed
I'm sure he/she/it has "eyeballed":

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9 posted on 05/26/2010 7:48:05 AM PDT by randog (Tap into America!)
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To: MissTed
Life is tough, and it's even tougher when you're stupid.
10 posted on 05/26/2010 7:48:51 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law." -- Aristotle)
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To: MissTed

Hey....it’s their eyes!


13 posted on 05/26/2010 7:49:41 AM PDT by cubreporter
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Where do this idiots come from?....Sounds like we need some serious gene poll cleaning.....


16 posted on 05/26/2010 8:00:47 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: MissTed

I remember when it was a REEEELY big deal to smoke a cigarette in the boys room at school. Gee...the things I MISSED growing up in the 60’s!!


17 posted on 05/26/2010 8:02:37 AM PDT by Oldpuppymax
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To: MissTed

Remember when your Mom said “if all your friends were jumping off a cliff, would you jump with them”? Can there be any better illustration?

Sheesh, you know, it’s great that kids that the internet and cel phones and texting and video games and sex when they’re 13 but if this is a measure of how frickin bored they are, they can have it.


18 posted on 05/26/2010 8:03:22 AM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Voters who thought their ship came in with 0bama are on their own Titanic.)
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To: MissTed

UK teens - the living abortions of socialism.


19 posted on 05/26/2010 8:04:26 AM PDT by 1010RD (First Do No Harm)
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To: MissTed

Waste of good vodka.


20 posted on 05/26/2010 8:06:32 AM PDT by MortMan (I'm just an inkjet printer in a holographic world...)
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To: MissTed

I blame everybody who posts Helen Thomas pictures on unsuspecting threads.


24 posted on 05/26/2010 8:28:05 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: MissTed

Probably a lot of these videos are of teens pouring water in their eyes. How can you tell from a video?


31 posted on 05/26/2010 8:48:08 AM PDT by Judges Gone Wild (Who is this uncircumcised, to oppose the armies of The Living God?)
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To: MissTed

Kids these days, so lame. It’s LSD in the eyes, everybody knows that.


33 posted on 05/26/2010 8:58:30 AM PDT by discostu (wanted: brick, must be thick and well kept)
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To: MissTed
I'm disappointed in FR today -- can't believe no one recognized that this drinking problem has been around for a long time!


37 posted on 05/26/2010 9:28:15 AM PDT by nostrum09
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To: MissTed

As a fraternity alum and a contact-wearer, let me just say this...they’re out of their freaking minds.


40 posted on 05/26/2010 9:36:46 AM PDT by RichInOC (...Phi Kappa Sigma, Beta Rho '87..."My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.")
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