Ammonia is a lot cheaper and more effective.
What’s next; 100 proof enemas?
I guess we have a new pool of candidates for the Darwin Award....
On the average, on the whole, for the most part teens are idiots. It's amazing that as many of them make it to adulthood as they do.
One night a man decides to visit his local bar. He takes a seat and orders a beer. After polishing off his beer, he beckons the bartender over and says, “Betcha $20 I can bite my eye.”
The bartender scoffs and accepts. The man then calmly removes his false eye and bites it. The bartender grudgingly forks over a twenty.
Later that night, after a few more beers, the man wanders back to the bar and says rather drunkenly, “Hey barkeep, betcha another $20 I can bite my other eye.”
Wanting to win back his money and seriously doubtful that the man has two false eyes, the bartender accepts. The man calmly removes his false teeth and bites his other eye. Scowling, the bartender hands over another twenty. The man leaves and wanders around the bar as he drinks a few more beers.
He strolls back over to the bar, leaning on it, again and calls the bartender, “Hey, barkeep,” he burbles, “I’ll give you a chance to win yer money back plus. Betcha $100 if you put a shot glass on that end of the bar, and I stood on this end, I could pee into it and not spill a drop.”
The bartender eagerly accepts, knowing the feat to be impossible. The man wobbly climbs atop the bar, zips down his fly and promptly urinates all over the bar. He zips up, sits down, slaps the $100 on the bar and laughs uproarously.
“What’s so funny?” says the barkeep. “You just lost everything you won and more!”
Well,” giggles the man, “I just bet those guys over there $200 that I could pee all over your bar and you wouldn’t get angry.”
Hey....it’s their eyes!
Where do this idiots come from?....Sounds like we need some serious gene poll cleaning.....
I remember when it was a REEEELY big deal to smoke a cigarette in the boys room at school. Gee...the things I MISSED growing up in the 60’s!!
Remember when your Mom said “if all your friends were jumping off a cliff, would you jump with them”? Can there be any better illustration?
Sheesh, you know, it’s great that kids that the internet and cel phones and texting and video games and sex when they’re 13 but if this is a measure of how frickin bored they are, they can have it.
UK teens - the living abortions of socialism.
Waste of good vodka.
I blame everybody who posts Helen Thomas pictures on unsuspecting threads.
Probably a lot of these videos are of teens pouring water in their eyes. How can you tell from a video?
Kids these days, so lame. It’s LSD in the eyes, everybody knows that.
As a fraternity alum and a contact-wearer, let me just say this...they’re out of their freaking minds.