Naked woman leads officers on chase

AP (KSL.com) ^ | June 22, 2010

[Colofornian]

WEST VALLEY CITY, Utah (AP) -- Police say a woman is undergoing a mental evaluation after leading officers on a bizarre chase while she wasn't wearing any clothes.

Officers say she stole two cars, including a police cruiser, and crashed both before she was subdued with a stun gun Tuesday.

West Valley City police Capt. Tom McLachlan says the woman is in her early 30s, but her name is not being released for now. He says doctors need to finish the medical assessment before police decide...charges she may face.

McLachlan says doctors do not believe drugs or alcohol were involved...

McLachlan says the chase started when the woman left her car, climbed into another that was running and drove away. He says she wrecked that car, then slipped through two officers and took off in one of their cruisers.

[FreePaul]

Reminds me of an old joke.

A man was walking down the street when a gorgeous naked woman ran past. Shortly several men in white coats came running after her. Last came a man in a white coat carrying a bucket of sand. The walker stopped the last man and asked what was going on. The man with the sand said that the woman was a patient in the asylum and often escaped and ran naked. When asked why he was carrying the bucket of sand he said "This is my handicap, I was the one who caught her last time."

[GladesGuru]

“naked woman subdued with a stun gun
Just the thought of that makes me cringe.”

But - the naked woman might have injured some of those jack booted thugs!

[CharlesWayneCT]

IF she was already naked, maybe the just felt uncomfortable trying to grab her.

[texas booster]

Sylvina Beagley:

From the article:

"She did have blood on her body from the initial crash. She was hot and sweaty, dirty, and very slippery. She managed to escape the grasp of the two officers," McLachlan said.

And she was off again! This time she got into a squad car and drove away, only to crash into another gate, hit a burm and soar 50 feet in the air.

Beagley didn't stop there either. She ran from the totaled car and scaled a barbed wire fence.

Officers realized a Taser was necessary to stop her, and so it ended.

Wow, hot and sweaty, naked barbed-wire scaling Taser dodging babe alert!

[BenLurkin]

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/dontknow.wav

[Rome2000]

She was hot and sweaty, dirty, and very slippery

I know the type.

[Mr. Mojo]

Wow, hot and sweaty, naked barbed-wire scaling Taser dodging babe alert!

All correct except for the "babe" part.

[texas booster]

And now that I read it again, she didn't do so well on “dodging” the Taser.

Sure hope she was off the barb wire when those jolts hit here.

[Jack Hydrazine]

Here’s another crazy woman driver. It’s hilarious!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA3rniJhHeI