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Police: Teeth a sex for money dealbreaker
upi. ^ | July 7, 2010

Posted on 07/07/2010 9:17:23 AM PDT by JoeProBono

GAINESVILLE, Fla.- Police in Florida said they arrested a woman who allegedly snatched a man's money after he decided not to pay her for sex because of her teeth.

Gainesville police said Dan Alford and Jennifer Elder, 25, both told officers they had discussed the possibility of eating a spaghetti dinner and having sex after Alford honked his horn at Elder and another woman at about 7 p.m. Monday, The Gainesville Sun reported Wednesday.

Police Cpl. Tscharna Senn said negotiations came to a halt "when Elder smiled and (Alford) saw the extent of her dental issues (as perceived by him)."

Senn said Alford then called the discussion off, leading Elder to allegedly snatch a checkbook containing $78 from his shirt pocket and flee.

Elder, who claims she ran off when Alford tucked money into her bra, was arrested at her home. She was charged with robbery by sudden snatching and taken to the Alachua County jail.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: floriduh; guilty; lazwouldhitit; napl; naughtyhookerping; notguilty; toothless
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1 posted on 07/07/2010 9:17:25 AM PDT by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono

Bush’s fault.


2 posted on 07/07/2010 9:19:21 AM PDT by Loyal Buckeye
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3 posted on 07/07/2010 9:20:32 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: JoeProBono
You knew this picture was coming...


4 posted on 07/07/2010 9:21:30 AM PDT by avacado
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To: Slings and Arrows

Pssst! Hey buddy, over here!


5 posted on 07/07/2010 9:22:23 AM PDT by L,TOWM (The Democratic Party Platform: Lies, promulgated by Liars whose only real talent is Lying.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Very guilty.


6 posted on 07/07/2010 9:22:26 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: JoeProBono; Slings and Arrows
Gainesville police said Dan Alford and Jennifer Elder, 25, both told officers they had discussed the possibility of eating a spaghetti dinner and having sex ...

Spaghetti Pictures, Images and Photos

7 posted on 07/07/2010 9:24:27 AM PDT by txroadkill (Is it November yet?)
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To: JoeProBono

Very Guilty!


8 posted on 07/07/2010 9:24:40 AM PDT by njslim
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Gawd ! There aint a shopping bag big enough to cover that up.......


9 posted on 07/07/2010 9:26:16 AM PDT by njslim
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Gawd ! There aint a shopping bag big enough to cover that up.......


10 posted on 07/07/2010 9:26:20 AM PDT by njslim
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11 posted on 07/07/2010 9:26:23 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law." -- Aristotle)
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To: Joe 6-pack
Could eat corn thru a picket fence!
12 posted on 07/07/2010 9:26:37 AM PDT by verity (Obama, the bullshit and rhetoric President)
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13 posted on 07/07/2010 9:27:02 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law." -- Aristotle)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

that’s 25? talk about hard.


14 posted on 07/07/2010 9:28:15 AM PDT by HungarianGypsy
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Looks like 25 rough years.


15 posted on 07/07/2010 9:29:33 AM PDT by MissTed (Never buy products from ACME.)
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To: txroadkill

16 posted on 07/07/2010 9:32:05 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Who is that?!


17 posted on 07/07/2010 9:32:21 AM PDT by Old Grumpy
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Meth teeth? That should be a red flag to anyone.


18 posted on 07/07/2010 9:35:10 AM PDT by Neidermeyer
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To: JoeProBono
She was charged with robbery by sudden snatching

There's a joke in there somewhere.

19 posted on 07/07/2010 9:35:34 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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A double-bagger?
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20 posted on 07/07/2010 9:36:03 AM PDT by editor-surveyor (Obamacare is America's kristallnacht !!)
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