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'Never slaughter a chicken in front of a monkey'
OrangeNews.co.uk ^ | 5 July 2010 | staff reporter

Posted on 07/07/2010 11:19:57 AM PDT by Daffynition

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To: Daffynition

Looks like the woman from the show, I can’t remember the name, she has like ten kids and they film their life.


61 posted on 07/07/2010 12:55:26 PM PDT by diamond6 (Pray the Rosary to defeat communism and Obamacare!!)
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To: TheOldLady

I understand.


62 posted on 07/07/2010 1:01:41 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Daffynition

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/monkeys.wav


63 posted on 07/07/2010 1:29:21 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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64 posted on 07/07/2010 1:40:37 PM PDT by Daffynition (There is no other cheese.)
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To: Doogle

65 posted on 07/07/2010 1:43:44 PM PDT by Daffynition (There is no other cheese.)
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66 posted on 07/07/2010 1:52:00 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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67 posted on 07/07/2010 2:43:55 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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To: Daffynition; JoeProBono
They must've seen a Clinton National Security meeting.


68 posted on 07/07/2010 2:46:43 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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69 posted on 07/07/2010 2:53:20 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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To: Daffynition
[early warning, recycled punchline coming]
A Chinese man who saved a one-armed, one-legged monkey says the primate has paid him back - by killing all of his chickens... When it saw him crack some eggs to make a meal it went into the hen coop and smashed all of the eggs it could find.
"Why does that monkey have only one leg and one arm?"

"I wouldn't eat a monkey like that all at once!"
70 posted on 07/07/2010 3:14:35 PM PDT by SunkenCiv ("Fools learn from experience. I prefer to learn from the experience of others." -- Otto von Bismarck)
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To: Liberty Valance
W-A-Y funny!

[Do you know the origin of your image?]


71 posted on 07/08/2010 8:23:50 AM PDT by Daffynition (There is no other cheese.)
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To: SunkenCiv
LOL .... comments like that may get you evicted from the premises.


72 posted on 07/08/2010 8:26:29 AM PDT by Daffynition (There is no other cheese.)
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73 posted on 07/08/2010 8:34:23 AM PDT by Daffynition (There is no other cheese.)
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To: Daffynition
Not sure where the monkey got this idea.


74 posted on 07/08/2010 8:45:52 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: Daffynition; a fool in paradise

(MyBad!)


75 posted on 07/08/2010 8:47:31 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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To: JoeProBono
And now for something completely different...


76 posted on 07/08/2010 8:48:19 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: JoeProBono
Have you ever seen a chicken in a rented monkey suit?


77 posted on 07/08/2010 8:51:10 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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78 posted on 07/08/2010 8:54:40 AM PDT by Daffynition (There is no other cheese.)
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79 posted on 07/08/2010 8:59:17 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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[Do you know the origin of your image?]

Yes. It's a movie still from Evan Almighty.

BBL. Time to wash the kitties...

80 posted on 07/08/2010 10:35:58 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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