Posted on 07/23/2010 8:22:01 AM PDT by GQuagmire
It seems the Empire has fallen on hard times. Presumably to get finishing funds for his latest Death Star, Darth Vader—or a man pretending to be Darth Vader?—was reduced to robbing a bank on Long Island this morning. Impotent Rebel Alliance security forces tell Newsday (paywall) that Vader marched into a Chase bank in Setauket around 11:30 a.m. today. Brandishing a completely unnecessary handgun—as he had the power to choke the oxygen out every teller's throat—the fallen Jedi demanded cash.
(Excerpt) Read more at gothamist.com ...
Vader calls the Emperor with the bad news about the Death Star
“What the hell is an aluminum falcon?”
It looks like law enforcements last best hope is locating our last Jedi in bringing justice to this case ... the Star Wars Kid.
Wow, talk about being screwed.
That’s what left of you after you deal with Jake and Elwood.
Khaki pants with a Darth Vader costume? Now THAT’s the Dark Side!
Exactly what I was thinking of!
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