Some guys are chick magnets, som guys are meteor magnets.
Both have a hard time sleeping at night.
1 posted on
07/27/2010 12:09:31 PM PDT by
Candor7
To: Candor7; Fred Nerks; Beckwith; LucyT; hennie pennie; azishot; mojitojoe; little jeremiah
Well, who is throwing rocks?
Suppose we could get the target switched to the White House?
2 posted on
07/27/2010 12:12:38 PM PDT by
Candor7
(Obama .......yes.......is fascist... ..He meets every diignostic of history.)
To: Candor7
Ok so someone in the hills is shooting meteor rocks on his house with a sling. Only in Bosnia.
3 posted on
07/27/2010 12:13:06 PM PDT by
farlander
(Sic Semper Tyrannis)
To: Candor7
This guy may have a point ... He does seem to be well ahead of the statistical norm for getting beaned with a meterior. Wonder what he did to torque ET off?
4 posted on
07/27/2010 12:13:18 PM PDT by
Hodar
(Who needs laws .... when this "feels" so right?)
To: Candor7
If was this guy I would get some underwear that locks.
6 posted on
07/27/2010 12:14:02 PM PDT by
freedomlover
(Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
To: Candor7
Hmmmmmmm is he a mohammeden?
11 posted on
07/27/2010 12:23:12 PM PDT by
Red_Devil 232
(VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
To: Candor7
I don’t believe for a second that his house has been hit several times over a period of years. It’s pure blarney.
12 posted on
07/27/2010 12:30:19 PM PDT by
Psycho_Bunny
(Hail To The Fail-In-Chief)
To: Candor7
Clearly the aliens are not after the man - but his roof.
To: Candor7
The Moon is a Harsh Mistress
To: Candor7
The only way this guy can be saved is to smash the mirrors in the lighthouse, it's the only way ...
20 posted on
07/27/2010 12:58:30 PM PDT by
Scythian
To: Candor7
Once is an accident. Twice is a coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
21 posted on
07/27/2010 1:00:36 PM PDT by
magslinger
(because you are so right)
To: Candor7
'I am obviously being targeted by extraterrestrials. I don't know what I have done to annoy them
It doesn't matter what you did, they get pissed off real easy.....I'd start figuring out a way to get even.
23 posted on
07/27/2010 1:01:32 PM PDT by
Hot Tabasco
(Peanut butter was just peanut butter until I found Free Republic.........)
To: Candor7
This kind of reminds me of that famous “bomb magnet” woman in Lebanon whose house at three separate locations was supposedly bombed by Israeli jets.
24 posted on
07/27/2010 1:01:54 PM PDT by
The Great RJ
(The Bill of Rights: Another bill members of Congress haven't read.)
To: Candor7
Oh those advance long range weapons.
25 posted on
07/27/2010 1:02:27 PM PDT by
bmwcyle
(It is Satan's fault)
To: Candor7
I got hit by 5 meteors and, being unemployed, I set up a “see the bruises I got from the rocks” kiosk at the mall.
It’s become a local roadside attraction and pays the rent, room and board.
Should have kept the meteors, though.
To: Candor7
Did you guys read the comments after the article! Very funny!
29 posted on
07/27/2010 8:38:49 PM PDT by
Hildy
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