Posted on 08/10/2010 7:02:55 AM PDT by frankenMonkey
Levi Johnston wasted no time finding a date to the Teen Choice Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday after breaking off his engagement to Bristol Palin. The Alaskan romeo showed up on the red carpet at the event as the plus-one to singer Brittani Senser. However, sources tell me Levi actually had his eye on another lady in attendance: Sandra Bullock.
"All night long Levi was trying to get close to Sandra," an award show insider tells me. "He desperately wanted to get his picture taken with Sandra hoping it would show up on the cover of a magazine or at least be able to meet her in person and give America's sweetheart his phone number. Sandra was having none of it, telling everyone, 'get him away from me.'"
Levi, who clearly has no idea just how smart Sandra actually is, was seen making several futile attempts to catch her eye, all of which failed. Once he realized Sandra was out of his league, Levi was seen approaching at least three other female celebrities who also all refused to have their pictures taken with the fame-obsessed Alaskan.
"Levi's fifteen minutes are definitely up but it seems no one has told him that yet," a Hollywood manager tells me. "After what he did to Bristol recently he has gone from being a bad joke to just a bad guy. No one wants to be seen hanging out with him, and leaving everyone to scratch their heads asking how he actually got invited to Teen Choice to begin with."
So Brittani Senser, I'm not exactly sure I know who you are (besides being a singer who'll star with Levi in a music video), but if you want to be known at all, you are going to have to stop inviting men like Levi to award shows with you. Even Kathy Griffin knows that this joke is played out.
Next time invite a family member or one of those cute single guys off 'Dancing With The Stars,' anyone but Mr. Johnston!
Maybe he should go back to Kathy Griffin. That foul mouthed POS is just about his speed.
She is way past her 15 minutes too.
Ugh, I had some hope he was ready to grow up, but he’s just too stupid.
He is just a trashy jackass who used a girl in the worst way and repeats the abuse over and over.
He is a nobody of the type most women despise.
The problem is this guy is going to breed and down the road there are going to be a lot of offspring from this guy.
Think “Clevon Jr.” from Idiocracy.
Oh, come on, no one knows why Hollywood takes every possible opportunity to poke Sarah in the eye??? Yeah, right.
The problem is this guy is going to breed and down the road there are going to be a lot of offspring from this guy.
Levi Johnston to Run for Mayor on Reality Show
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/08/10/levi-johnston-run-mayor-reality/?test=faces
That pretty much sums it up. Nobody, not even the most publicity hungry celebrity, wants to be seen around him. Maybe Levi can go back to that ugly skank Kathy Griffin but that's about it.
Everyone in this story being cheesy losers, I don't know where Sandra gets off being offended...PLLLEEEEESE Sandi... your a&* is NOT a cream puff!!
I think he should head north on the Hollywood Freeway into the valley and get started on his 15 minute porn career. That may be the only place he would be welcome at this point. After that he will be found in some gutter along with John Wayne Bobbitt.
Levi, this Sandra Bullock was married to the former husband of a major lesbian porn whore who has had sex with just about every porn whore who was not retired while she was making movies. This said, Sandra Bullock is infected by one intimate degree of separation from the entire porn industry. If you want nothing to do with the porn industry, stay away from "sweet innocent" Sandra Bullock who loves to pretend she knew nothing of her husband's past before getting married to him.
the fact that this kid and people like Kathy Griffin get any TV time - shows how low this society has fallen...
Griffin didn’t even get 10 minutes, she is insufferable...
I'm not sure he rises to the level of The Bobbed One.
I'm thinking Kato Kaelin.
I dont know why no one has already done it.
Loser.
I think Levi and Meghan McCain could be an item. They’re made for each other.
There is something very disturbing and weird about this Levi Johnson. Where does he get his money? How can he travel all around as he does? And, why is he always chasing women? He should be either working or going to school and learning a profession or something. He is, I fear, a hidden Joran Van der Sloot type. Everything he does is focused on women. Something really wrong with him and I would not be surprised if he has sociopathic problems.
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