SnakeDoc
Posted on 08/24/2010 10:12:17 AM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
“Try having a urinary catheter removed by a FEMALE nurse and wanting to do anything sexual for the next week!
Been through that . It sure as hell ain’t funtime.”
I have gone on an EMS call and been met at the door by a guy holding a foley catheter with the balloon still inflated and a bad look on his face. He stepped on it...
Yeah. Saw yours after I posted mine. :-(
SnakeDoc
A young well endowed lady who had placed ad for puppies(canine) for sale.
A Mom brought her son over to pick one out.
The lady was holding three pups up to her chest when a breast fell out of her blouse.
The young boy quickly said “ I’ll take the fat one with the large pink nose”.
Thanks, I donate to Save the TaTas, sometimes in person, sometimes on Facebook.
:-)
Their motto must be "Let our tile give you a smile!"
When I arrived in the USA from England for a meeting (decades ago) I was asked by a secretary how I took coffee. I replied “white, with sugar please” as was the customary response there with “white (with milk) or “black” (without) as the indicators.
She pulled me aside and urgently whispered that in America you cannot say that! Funny how you can say you take your coffee “black” but not “white”.
The clearest dangers in ordering something are the exotic names drinks, in reponse to “what would you like.... what can I get you? Most waitresses, even new ones, have heard of Sex on the Beach and similar ones and take it in their stride in their stride but in Vegas, when I ordered a “Kahlua, brandy and cream” by it’s specific name, I have received undecided looks from waitresses who did not recognize the name and thus know how to handle the drink order.
This is called a “dirty white mother”!
After I was there for a while and preferred Grand Marnier to Brandy, they named my preference - (my name)’s dirty white mother when ordering from the bar.
>>And I said, ‘Oh, baloney.’ <<
She probably thought he said something about hiding sausage.
I never knew you couldn’t say “white” in reference to your coffee. It isn’t done, but I wasn’t aware of any racial connotations. Saying “strong and black like my men” might get you in a little hot water.
I was at a church “young married couple” gathering about 15 years ago and we were playing pictionary. The guy drawing the picture is a friend of mine and his name is Dick. He is also an amateur artist. One thing that stands out in all of his paintings is that all the faces and heads on people have a sort of amateurish clear facial profile look.
So anyway, he’s trying to draw a baby and it’s basically got one of his stanard styled adult looking heads on it. So without thinking, I loudly said, “Typical Dick head!”.
As the last word left my lips I realized what I had said. For some odd reason the room fell into a quiet hush, followed by me saying, “I meant...but...its the way Dick draws...I mean...I didn’t mean”, etc.
To this day some of the women that were in the room think I meant it as it sounded. I honestly didn’t.
I also honestly thought it was hysterical, though, which may be why they think I did it on purpose. :)
I was at a church “young married couple” gathering about 15 years ago and we were playing pictionary. The guy drawing the picture is a friend of mine and his name is Dick. He is also an amateur artist. One thing that stands out in all of his paintings is that all the faces and heads on people have a sort of amateurish clear facial profile look.
So anyway, he’s trying to draw a baby and it’s basically got one of his stanard styled adult looking heads on it. So without thinking, I loudly said, “Typical Dick head!”.
As the last word left my lips I realized what I had said. For some odd reason the room fell into a quiet hush, followed by me saying, “I meant...but...its the way Dick draws...I mean...I didn’t mean”, etc.
To this day some of the women that were in the room think I meant it as it sounded. I honestly didn’t.
I also honestly thought it was hysterical, though, which may be why they think I did it on purpose. :)
I once kissed a girl on the veranda.
I wonder what sound a foley catheter makes?
pervert!
That really IS funny!
Damn-whoever came up with that is a marketing genius.
I might pass that on to a friend in the local chapter
It’s mean to ping me to this topic, because of my man-boobs.
;’)
thanks FARS.
Chicken breasts are okay but how about chicken fingers? What does a chicken use fingers for? Why, to scratch its nuggets, of course!
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