Fox Sports: (Russian) Racers brave rapids on sex dolls

Fox Sports ^ | Updated Aug 31, 2010 5:21 PM ET | no byline

[a fool in paradise]

...Vladislav Pavlenko, riding “Vanilla Pelotki,” held off more than 450 fellow competitors to win the 2010 Bubble Baba Challenge on Saturday, according to the website for the St. Petersburg Times of Russia...

Competitors...are required to pass a sobriety test prior to the race and wear protective gear.

Pavlenko, who finished with a time of 2 minutes, 47 seconds, was followed by Dmitry Arsentiev riding “Killer Whale” and Alexander Marasin, rider of “Fearless Zina” (2.55)...

[a fool in paradise]

PING!

[GladesGuru]

Sober Russians! Bet that was a small group of competitors.

[a fool in paradise]

Sobriety makes a man do strange things.

[Nervous Tick]

I’m surprised Putin didn’t participate, “manly-man” that he bills himself to be.

Riding bare-chested across the finish line on a sex doll — now THAT’S a PR stunt worthy of the man!

[AU72]

The post-race party must have been interesting.

[colorado tanker]

Just a bunch of wild and crazy guys!

[smartymarty]

Makes me wonder what kind of “protective gear”

[LongElegantLegs]

and wear protective gear.

No sharing your sports equipment!

[Rummyfan]

Oh those Russians.....

[Army Air Corps]

Ping.

[Dead Corpse]

I can't imagine this going over well anywhere in America. There'd be hot and cold running cops all over the event shutting it down. Even in Austin, TX.

Looks like the Russians are beating us on the "freedom" front.

[TommyDale]

The inflatable dolls were less than impressed when the contestants hit the cold water.

[synbad600]

I heard that those things are on the expensive side, like around 30 bucks a pop. (No pun intended, but funny nonetheless.)

Before you say it, my g/fs bought one for a loser-with-the-chicks guy's b/day party.

[Liz]

O-o-o-o-o....betcha that smarted.

[a fool in paradise]

I heard that those things are on the expensive side, like around 30 bucks a pop.

[dforest]

LOL, by the look of those “sex dolls”, they all would be left sitting at the barstool at closing time.

[martin_fierro]

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[a fool in paradise]

Is that a woman in the middle of the pic?

[Abathar]

I hope so, or else that water is REALLY cold...

[TommyDale]

LOL! The girls all get prettier at closing time!!

[Dumpster Baby]

LOL, by the look of those “sex dolls”, they all would be left sitting at the barstool at closing time.

Well, those are the Russian version..........

;^)

[TommyDale]

Of course these are far from anatomically correct in Russia. The legs would have been the size of redwood tree trunks.

[dforest]

They didn’t even give the ladies a male sex doll. Hmmm, maybe those girls didn’t prefer a male. LOL

[dforest]

and the heads as dense as a tater. Haha!

[TheOldLady]

ping

[Billthedrill]

Competitors...are required to pass a sobriety test prior to the race...

"Comrade, you register a BAC of .25."
"Is good?"
"Da. You pass."

[KarlInOhio]

Competitors...are required to pass a sobriety test prior to the race

minimum 0.10% blood alcohol - no exceptions even for children.

[KarlInOhio]

You beat me in both time and required BAC, comrade. :-)

[maggief]

Looks to me like a beach party at the Kennedy compound.

[Tijeras_Slim]

LOL!

[Amerikan_Samurai]

Looks like they had a “happy ending”.

[eddie willers]

I heard that those things are on the expensive side, like around 30 bucks a pop.

Yeah....but there is economy of scale. (ooooh....glad I went to college)

[TommyDale]

LMAO!!!

[a fool in paradise]

Ted Kennedy had just such a floatation device in his car the night he drove off the bridge.

As soon as he got to shore, he inflated the device, and then he just sort of lost track of the time.

[RikaStrom]

They didn’t even give the ladies a male sex doll. Hmmm, maybe those girls didn’t prefer a male. LOL

There are male sex dolls?

Learn something new every day...LOL

[andy58-in-nh]

LOL! Although if that were a Kennedy party, the girls would be paid campaign staffers. And if Ted had thought to do the same, he would have.. well... you know the rest.

[Miss Behave]

"Riding bare-chested across the finish line on a sex doll...."

Man's ultimate wet dream? ;-)

[Nervous Tick]

>> Man’s ultimate wet dream? ;-)

ROFL!

Not THIS man’s, but others’ mileage may vary...

[Osage Orange]

LOL!!

[Nervous Tick]

There are male sex dolls?

[Osage Orange]

Well hell....I’m a male lesbian.

[dforest]

OMG, that is just non sexy. LOL They must have those in the glove boxes of limos in Chicago’s gay area! LOL

[Miss Behave]

And don't think that girls don't know what guys mean by "crossing the *finish* line." ;-)

OK sorry Tick, I know that that's *over* the line.

[skeptoid]

Competitors, who must be at least 16 years old, are required to pass a sobriety test prior to the race

There's a good reason for that sobriety policy.

[Nervous Tick]

>> I know that that’s *over* the line.

No problem... you’re just living up to your nick! :-)

Thanks for pointing out the pun — it was unintentional, but I’ll take half-credit anyhow!

[Nervous Tick]

That’s indeed funny... I’m surprised he got up and walked out of there!

[Wyatt's Torch]

Is riding a sex doll an activity where you really want to be the fastest?

[Nervous Tick]

Crissy Matthews is the doll company’s official spokesman...

[Osage Orange]

If the sex doll wants you to be, then yes.