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5 Day Diet Pre Colonoscopy
September 13 2010

Posted on 09/13/2010 12:40:11 PM PDT by Global2010

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To: Global2010
Don't you have some close friends you can share this with? Why us? What did we do to deserve this?

:@)

21 posted on 09/13/2010 12:47:28 PM PDT by raybbr (Someone who invades another country is NOT an immigrant - illegal or otherwise.)
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To: Paisan

That and waiting in the waiting room the next morning, hungry and grouchy.


22 posted on 09/13/2010 12:47:35 PM PDT by brytlea (Jesus loves me, this I know.)
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To: cripplecreek

Too bad. They did give me a couple of cool little photos.


23 posted on 09/13/2010 12:48:12 PM PDT by brytlea (Jesus loves me, this I know.)
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To: Global2010

Five days? What are you 72 feet tall?

Ate normally until day before, drank the Colon Blow Liquid Formula or whatever it’s called, then just water. I’ve fasted for up to a week with no issues, anyway, so it’s not like one day without food is so terrible.

It’s not that complicated, unless, apparently, your colon is long enough that it can reach to the moon and back.


24 posted on 09/13/2010 12:48:55 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 (Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown. -- written by Robert Towne)
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To: OB1kNOb

These threads are why I really love FR.


25 posted on 09/13/2010 12:49:02 PM PDT by brytlea (Jesus loves me, this I know.)
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To: Responsibility2nd


This is part of Michelle Obama's new colon tour at the White House.
26 posted on 09/13/2010 12:49:59 PM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (Nothing to see here. Move along.)
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To: OB1kNOb

OK, that’s weird.


27 posted on 09/13/2010 12:50:25 PM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (Nothing to see here. Move along.)
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To: Darkwolf377

You have fasted for a week? Who are you, John the Baptist??


28 posted on 09/13/2010 12:50:29 PM PDT by brytlea (Jesus loves me, this I know.)
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To: Global2010

I’ve only ever had the one day “chemical” cleansing.

I was spent after one day of cleansing and no eating. I was shaking like a dog passing a peach pit by the time it was over and I could eat.


29 posted on 09/13/2010 12:50:34 PM PDT by IamConservative (Two wrongs don't make a right, but you might get even.)
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To: TheThirdRuffian

This is the exact photo my doctor gave me from my colonoscopy. I’m suddenly suspicious...


30 posted on 09/13/2010 12:51:20 PM PDT by brytlea (Jesus loves me, this I know.)
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To: brytlea

It says right there on the paper: locusts and rainwater only.


31 posted on 09/13/2010 12:51:43 PM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (Nothing to see here. Move along.)
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To: Global2010
Hum, my husband had this procedure last year and he was on a clear liquid diet for 24 hours. Why five days?
32 posted on 09/13/2010 12:52:05 PM PDT by svcw (Everyday the enemy tries to offer you an apple, when God has already given us an orchard.)
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To: TheThirdRuffian

Yeah, I thought maybe you were both the same person...


33 posted on 09/13/2010 12:52:16 PM PDT by brytlea (Jesus loves me, this I know.)
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To: TheThirdRuffian

LOL

Man VS Wild last night. Bear Gryllis gave himself an enema wath nast water because he couldn’t keep it down otherwise.


34 posted on 09/13/2010 12:52:18 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: Global2010
Timely thread - I just took my bisacodyl table 30 minutes ago and will begin drinking the solution in 5 hours for the big day tomorrow.

I'm upset that beer isn't considered a clear liquid - I'd like to pound down a couple tonight.

35 posted on 09/13/2010 12:52:27 PM PDT by PrivateIdaho ("... like a wild potato.")
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To: raybbr
Don't you have some close friends you can share this with? Why us? What did we do to deserve this?

Why risk grossing out his/her closest friends, when he/she can post anonymously here on FR?

The only risk is being the butt of all the jokes.

(Sorry, I couldn't resist the pun)

36 posted on 09/13/2010 12:52:44 PM PDT by justlurking (The only remedy for a bad guy with a gun is a good WOMAN (Sgt. Kimberly Munley) with a gun)
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To: OB1kNOb; TheThirdRuffian
Eight seconds apart.

Impressive! :)

37 posted on 09/13/2010 12:53:04 PM PDT by Allegra (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: TheThirdRuffian

LOL


38 posted on 09/13/2010 12:53:35 PM PDT by brytlea (Jesus loves me, this I know.)
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To: TheThirdRuffian

Great minds, eh?


39 posted on 09/13/2010 12:53:38 PM PDT by OB1kNOb (Contrary to popular belief, America is separated by class.... the political class and all others.)
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To: brytlea

Nah, I was John the Fattest. I actually liked it, and am going again. Helped me lose 40 pounds I’d gained after and accident.


40 posted on 09/13/2010 12:54:00 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 (Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown. -- written by Robert Towne)
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