[SunkenCiv]

• Bill Gates unleashes swarm of mosquitos on audience -- Microsoft chairman Bill Gates released a swarm of mosquitos into the crowd. Ending malaria is a particular passion of Gates's, whose Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has spent millions fighting the disease... "Not only poor people should experience this," Gates said as he let the bugs loose on his audience.. A showman's way of making a point, perhaps. But it doesn't do much to undo Gates's reputation, borne out of the Microsoft antitrust investigations of the 1990s, that the man considers himself above the law. [2009]

[ClearCase_guy]

Over 800,000 people die from malaria each year in the continent.

We could use DDT to deal with this problem, but the great humanitarians on the Left wouldn't dream of it.

[huldah1776]

Whenever our ape ancestry is spouted I always think about the times I called my kid “monkey boy” while climbing up the trees and building houses. Oh, that’s right, monkeys don’t build tree houses with hammers and nails. Sorry.

[MrEdd]

In every swap, and wooded area, mosquito. witches brew malaria... ~ from a poem by Ogden Nash.

[The Comedian]

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Cowboy Bob]

Was the first human to be infected by a Gorilla a “pitcher” or a “catcher?”

[ApplegateRanch]

I’ll pass on this one.